Afternoon Lorna.
11.03.2026 17:13
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Ah yes, evolution’s bold design choice, pack the planet with gullible megaphones and opportunistic fucking liars, then leave the compassionate, semi-competent minority to run tech support for civilisation. Population 8 billion. Functional adults, about twelve. Willy & Bill would like a word.
11.03.2026 17:12
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Thank you.
11.03.2026 16:09
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Trump: The Defence Contractor with a Pro Shop
How a Florida golf company, Trump-linked investors and a drone merger ended up in the same public filing.
The cleanest way to understand the latest Trump-family business spectacle is not to squint at it like a dispatch from the future, but to read what is already sitting there in public filings like a half-finished magic trick.
satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/trump-the-...
11.03.2026 15:43
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Trump: The Defence Contractor with a Pro Shop
How a Florida golf company, Trump-linked investors and a drone merger ended up in the same public filing.
The cleanest way to understand the latest Trump-family business spectacle is not to squint at it like a dispatch from the future, but to read what is already sitting there in public.
satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/trump-the-...
#satire #politics #news #war #tech #drones #media #power #money #Trump
11.03.2026 15:43
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Reform UK: The Transatlantic Strategy to Curtail UK Abortion Rights
A Satirical Planet Forensic File on the Farage–ADF Alliance
It is not often you can trace a British politician’s moral panic back to a Washington spreadsheet, but here we are. Nigel Farage’s sudden obsession with limiting abortion access did not fall from the heavens of personal conviction.
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11.03.2026 15:17
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Thanks Gill.
11.03.2026 15:12
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Before he became the prophet of petrol, Honest Bob was already the patron saint of developers. As Housing Secretary in 2020 he personally waved through the £1 billion Westferry Printworks project for tycoon Richard Desmond, days after they shared a Tory fundraiser table and swapped friendly texts.
11.03.2026 13:53
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Dear Adrian Warwick: Stop Pretending the Ladder Climbed Itself
George Finch runs the show. The Conservatives decide whether the stage stays up.
On 17 March, Finch faces a no-confidence motion. Reform has 19 councillors. The Liberal Democrats have 14, the Greens six and Labour three, and the Liberal Democrats have already said they will support the motion.
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#ReformUK #UKPolitics #PoliticalSatire
11.03.2026 13:38
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Before he became the prophet of petrol, Honest Bob was already the patron saint of developers. As Housing Secretary in 2020 he personally waved through the £1 billion Westferry Printworks project for tycoon Richard Desmond, days after they shared a Tory fundraiser table and swapped friendly texts.
11.03.2026 12:18
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Before he became the prophet of petrol, Honest Bob was already the patron saint of developers. As Housing Secretary in 2020 he personally waved through the £1 billion Westferry Printworks project for tycoon Richard Desmond, days after they shared a Tory fundraiser table & swapped friendly texts.
11.03.2026 12:18
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Storytime. . .featuring the leader of Durham Council
YouTube video by The Accidental Disruptor
@reformexposed.bsky.social youtu.be/ncvNhY2sJQM?...
10.03.2026 21:42
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You can respond with facts.
You can respond with dignity.
You can respond with the sort of calm authority that reassures the public you are, in fact, capable of running a local authority without needing a lie down and a juice box.
Andrew Husband chose a different route. 😉
11.03.2026 11:33
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Andrea Jenkyns’ May 2025 Greater Lincolnshire mayoral election ran about £655,000 over its £1.65 million budget, a fine way to launch a new era by torching the calculator. Then in September the authority asked Government to cover the overspend while proposing another £147,000 for the mayoral office.
11.03.2026 11:28
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Andrea Jenkyns’ May 2025 Greater Lincolnshire mayoral election ran about £655,000 over its £1.65 million budget, a fine way to launch a new era by torching the calculator. Then in September the authority asked Government to cover the overspend while proposing another £147,000 for the mayoral office.
11.03.2026 11:28
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Today’s Papers #180: Britain, Now Operating As A Slot Machine With Missiles
War up top, panic in the middle, horses in the trim, and tiny print doing the work of a constitution.
If Britain ever publishes a Bill of Rights, page three will offer odds. Right then. Let’s see which paper is trying to sell your adrenal gland back to you this morning.
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#UKPolitics #MediaSatire #BritishPress #TodayPapers #SatiricalPlanetNews #UKpolitics
11.03.2026 10:41
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Satirical Planet News Weather: Wednesday, 11 March 2026
Sunshine for the brochure, wind warnings for everyone else.
This is a satirical weather bulletin. Any resemblance between today’s atmosphere and the operating style of modern Britain is not our fault.
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11.03.2026 10:38
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SPN: Thanks, BlueSky. Thanks, Substack.
The internet, briefly used for its intended purpose.
A massive thank you to everyone who shared yesterday’s piece and helped give it a proper boot up the algorithm’s backside.
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#Satire #IndependentMedia #MediaAccountability
#SatiricalPlanetNews
11.03.2026 10:36
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Morning Mark, thanks for the help yesterday.
11.03.2026 08:35
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🎀🎀
11.03.2026 08:30
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We write a lot about Reform and Farage. All fact checked satire.
Thanks for you help.
11.03.2026 07:47
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Thank you.
10.03.2026 20:24
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