eerie indiana 🛸

making my bf go with me to my 2nd viewing of Heretic bc everyone deserves a chance to see Hugh Grant sing Creep and (try) to do a Jar Jar Binks impression

sometimes u have to listen to “don’t take the money” by bleachers on repeat bc ur pms-ing and having some sort of episode

new doctor odyssey doesn’t hit Hulu until 2am here, it’s gay week and I can’t even watch it in real time with the little gay people on my phone… home of phobia

gonna need everyone to bring their fancams & edits over here bc the twitter video player is fucked but I medically need to watch edits for 6 hrs a day or I die

one time Olivia Wilde and I were waiting for the valet to bring our cars (ooh fancy) to us outside the Hollywood Roosevelt

I’m pretty cynical about how the world we have now is but I never imagined we’d be talking about 20,000 deaths in Gaza—and I never imagined how many people would be perfectly fine with 20,000 deaths, would defend it as normal, moral, just, or unavoidable. Nothing is okay or will ever be the same.

lol I keep forgetting I have this account tbqh!!

lol hi!!

[popping in here the second twitter goes down like my last post wasn’t 4 months ago] hey guys what’s up?

I was pronouncing banal as rhyming with anal for years before someone corrected me 😭

store sign “hoes & bags”

the two things im tryin to get in 💯

good news: we’re at the beach and I bought a fun little hat

oooh, love shack would be so fun, you’re right!!

my friends and I are at karaoke and I don’t know what to sing…

rewatching the insidious movies while I eat shawarma and pack for my trip. my lavish lifestyle

(posting on bluesky) she pronk on my prink til i prunk (switching to twitter) i have a gun and will be using it (switching to thread) ellen degeneres is here? more like. mother 😍 (switching to myspace) let this be the diary of my life, and my epic music taste

I folded up my clothes all nice and put ‘em in the laundry basket so I could easily put them away… that was 3 days ago and now since my laundry basket is full I just have a pile of dirty clothes on the bed 🙃

share what you smell like

Been rewatching The X-Files

good news!! I went with my friends to get our nails done and then we had dinner & drinks 😌

I love you and I’m hugging you 💚

it’s the only thing that makes sense to do today!!

thank you!! I’ll check it out!

wait, I desperately need this…

to clarify, I work from home, I would not vape in an office lol

we’re the only team in the company working today, so I think it is my god given right to vape and listen to oasis on the clock

Fox Mulder of X-Files wearing glasses and looking at documents with 110% of his beleaguered attention

a crudely line drawn picture of Bigfoot with big mommy milkers, this is an actual still from this episode presented without irony or misdirection

Fox Mulder with his hand over his mouth after looking at the hootered up Sasquatch bathroom doodle, lost somewhere between bureaucracy and unbridled horniness

the best to ever do it

I haven’t found all my twitter friends on here and I can’t reach out to them on twitter to let them know I’m here!! the ways in which I suffer…