[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreaderβs commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencerβs eybrows raise slightly]
β¦Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerβs face. The intervieweeβs name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment weβre joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: βDubai Is Brilliantβ.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencerβs expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatβs previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are�
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
βI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toβ
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
[Ends]
04.03.2026 11:14
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come be friends with my friends that i love. do it. please please pelase
17.12.2025 00:12
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reminder i have a discord server for my friends where we yap and do the wordle and sometimes play a game
17.12.2025 00:11
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every year i look at this calendar and im usually in the 150-200s i swear
25.11.2025 04:10
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i hate harold smith
25.11.2025 04:07
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i need leo johnson to die
24.11.2025 03:01
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Batman breaking a rifle in half from a 1986 comic. The rifle has a label "AI (even if you're making fun of it)" and Batman is saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
Anyway time to post this again.
AI is a tool of fascism.
21.11.2025 14:09
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love is war miku screaming into a microphone would be fun. however i could manifest godish and rolling girl on the setlist
22.11.2025 17:08
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i have to figure out which miku to cosplay for 2026 miku expo
22.11.2025 17:08
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this go around iβm a james, hank, and catherine hater even more. bobby has some of the best character development and depth. him being a victim (in a way) and also putting shelly in a horrible situation with her abusive husband just so they can try and get money just makes him more multifaceted
21.11.2025 19:06
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the republican administration deserves to be chronically ill on medicaid
21.11.2025 15:54
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being chronically ill sucks a lot obviously but being completely at the mercy of the united states healthcare system is something i would only wish on my worst enemies
21.11.2025 15:54
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itβs like, i donβt wanna be one of those fans of the show that jokes about 4head james and stuff but itβs really hard not to
21.11.2025 15:52
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i have such disdain for the maddy/donna/james love triangle
21.11.2025 04:57
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i love you agent dale cooper
20.11.2025 20:19
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every like 4 months i enter this phase where im super attracted to one (1) man and i enter some form of psychosis
20.11.2025 20:18
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time to obsess over a man i donβt know
20.11.2025 20:18
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aliens putting depressing thoughts in my brain: βhahaha yeah now make her think about how she hasnβt had a partner since she was over 200 poundsβ
20.11.2025 01:23
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i gave it to the cashier and she said wowww what a nice sweaterβ¦. i said thank you itβs 100% cashmere and then the 5 people behind me gasped
19.11.2025 21:51
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thrifted a 100% cashmere sweater for $4.79 right before the 20 year old depop reseller came in
19.11.2025 21:50
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i just dont know
19.11.2025 01:06
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
12.11.2025 12:31
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doctor: i think you may have pcos
me: what did you just call me
19.11.2025 03:04
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it's wild that trump is arguably the worst president in history (and I think on track to be the definitive worst) and completely independent of that he is also the member of an elite pedophile ring
18.11.2025 21:02
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nausea
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#Rewatching twink peaks
18.11.2025 03:38
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FANCYYYY
18.11.2025 02:40
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