On the other hoof, he wasn't lying about the saddle. So very normal, perfectly normal.

my mama is a luminous goddess and I love her very much!!

#art #artsky

Comics. ABSOLUTE comics.

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

I was so excited about this announcement, and it makes it hurt all the more that I had to cancel my subscription because you decided to help do PR for the god damned LAPD.

(2/4) An Octorok filter-feeding / the sketch for that Octorok demonstrating the Windmill Principle / Princess Zelda and Moblin sketches / A plethora of enemies

#Zelda #TheLegendofZelda #Zelda40th

The heavens have cursed me to be equal parts extremely ambitious and incurably lazy.
I've decided to see how much I can draw of the “Auntie Elinor's Mansion” dungeon MegaDumbCast is making in their bonus content series. Kinda as if making art for it as an adventure module. Stay tuned for DuckarmNPCs

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Adalia Lisbet has made a name for herself as a duelist and adventurer since being exiled from her home years ago. But when her father calls her back to his house she must face trials no sword can cut.

My #novel, Bladedancer, is available in #print and #e-book! #fantasybooksky #booksky #indie 💙📚

I DID IT! I can't believe I ate the whhhooole thiiing. This is the last one in this project.
Thank you Yanbaba, you were a joy to work on. Yondalla was so sauceless, but I've always thought there was a lot of cool stuff you could do with farm magic in an adventure game.

MegaDumbCast gave Wee Jas top marks in spite of her stupid name, and I hang out with a lot of Dark Queen enjoyers who favor her too, so how could I possible improve on perfection? Have her fill that empty sea god chair, and transfer the domain of secrets over from that worthless Vecna goober.

"Tonight on BehindTheBastards, we'll be discussing Vecna, yet another loser techbro who failed upward into making life worse for everyone"

MegaDumbCast sums up most of what's insufferable about DnD's St. Cuthbert. Anyway, I think you can have an interesting law god, and pummel people with sticks too. Like a cake!

I tried to maintain the default good god of good as genuinely benign, while including some of the pitfalls in being the #1 church of the sky daddy.

Such sights to show you... but, in like, a way that's not necessarily evil or pain related.

also, diD YoU knOW "Olidammara" is ARMADILLO backWARD?! I sure wish I didn't!!

Obad-Hai is the worst take on a 'The Green Man' I've ever heard. Which is funny because the shawm (his iconic THING) is one of the worst instruments I've ever heard. It's highly complex to build, and only meant to accompany other (better) instruments. Stupid.
Anyway, here's some cosmic horror.

Nerull struck me as astonishingly bad world and game design. It's no wonder he'd eventually be supplanted by a hot goth girl with unclear motives.
The spirits called upon me to make lady death a granny. Send help?

How do you adapt The Dwarf God of dwarves into something anyone other than the most boring possible dwarf player cares about? Lean into the whole angle of a smith that forges people. This one feels a little like a wild swing, but constructs are great monsters and players love having robot arms.

Kord, but drunker and hornier. Bogatyr coded. I did my best.

I really shrugged with Heironeous&Hextor. I went through a lot of various ideas for dualistic day/night gods, looking for a way to embody both shining knights and blackguards. I settled on "What if Don Quixote was sorta like The King In Yellow?" .

Love these so much.

5 members of the Schnee family from the internet animated show RWBY made by Monty Oum but redesigned and many renamed by me. redesigns of: Nicholas Schnee, Willow Schnee, Jacques Schnee, Winter Schnee, and Weiss Schnee in that order.

Happy Holidays everyone, this isn't a normal holiday image from me it is actually a continuation of my RWBY redesign/rewrite thing.

It's the Schnee family so it is seasonally appropriate.

#redesign | #RWBY | #Weiss

LOAFS!!!

The audience inside the theater looked from pig to tumblr sexyman, and from sexyman to pig, and from pig to sexyman again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Also just before the event where you have to choose, Coupe mentions in the banter that the only reason she stopped murdering people is that SDN pays her NOT to. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP THIS WOMAN ON THE PAYROLL

When the dog gets ahold of something they should'na.

Hey! Heeeey! Put that baaaack. Put it baaack, drooop it. *snap* *snap* *snap* Bad! Drooop iiit.

Illustration of a lovely wizard or witch kitty, black of fur and purple of cloak. They hold a tome and a magic wand int he shape of a star

Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3

Love this deeply contemplative breed megalomania. She's a beautifully written villain. Imagine being so self-centered, you'd wish doom on any hypothetical alternate version of yourself for the crime of not being the you of this exact time and moment.

Never heard of it til this moment, but now it's wishlisted.