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11.03.2026 14:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The US Gov’t, in partnership with the state of Israel, announce the formation of a secret body to deliver secret plans to manage the war already in progress.

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11.03.2026 14:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t know much about secret government plans, but I do know they aren’t supposed to be in the paper

11.03.2026 14:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

English politics discourse sends me every time

11.03.2026 13:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.03.2026 13:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hate to be the poor bartender who poured the perfect Jamie pint, gave it to the THE guy, and be told it was delicious and never do that again.

11.03.2026 13:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

McDuck would have a big framed picture of Jamie on his wall

11.03.2026 13:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures.

11.03.2026 13:09 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We have a contender for new pinned economist-speak

11.03.2026 12:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vance needs knee wraps to squat the bar

11.03.2026 12:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are their shoes too big cause the presidents brain is pudding or are they just riding a chicken at work?

11.03.2026 12:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you trying to fly out of Ottawa or Montreal by chance?

11.03.2026 11:32 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Still a scorpion, bro

11.03.2026 11:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t know we were allowed to share PwC consulting decks

11.03.2026 11:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Steve Nash intensifying.

11.03.2026 10:38 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

JONESY BELIEVES SHAMEFULLY EATING A LARGE PIZZA WONT BECOME A GI ISSUE IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS ACCORDING TO A WELL PLACED SOURCE REPORTS POLITICO

11.03.2026 10:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two sets of footsteps on the beach; mine and the Lord’s, acting through Hammer

11.03.2026 10:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.03.2026 10:27 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
11.03.2026 04:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I seem to recall what killed hammer off was the complete saturation in early 90s pop culture. There was a cartoon, toys, movies, maybe even a broadway play?

11.03.2026 04:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I love this.

11.03.2026 04:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I doubt there’s an answer. I know I’ve spent 8 of the last 10 weeks away from here and I don’t think I have more reality then less being back.

11.03.2026 04:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Although that last bit is partially on me.

11.03.2026 04:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does twitter has more optimistic sentiment than Bluesky? I dunno, dont have twitter anymore.

I’m not confronted with the daily horrors of twitter so the ux is better here. But I also have tankies that shout at me every two months

11.03.2026 04:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That twitter and Bluesky sentiment act independently of one another.

11.03.2026 04:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ya I think that’s directionally correct.

11.03.2026 04:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure I think gappy’s comment on brain death are nonsense, and his idea that Bluesky users are at fault for not challenging twitter nazis absurd.

More that our vibes are not necessarily consensus.

11.03.2026 04:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ya I think that’s both his and my point to Kate. It’s kinda hard to know the tone just from the room here cause it’s more concentrated. This place has its own culture as the social media platform of choice for some very specific cohorts

11.03.2026 04:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But, his status isn’t the point im making. We’re here cause we decided to not make Elmo any money. But that choice, made on principle, has trade offs. It’s a lot more civilized here. It’s also a lot smaller.

11.03.2026 03:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Head of research at Balyasny.

11.03.2026 03:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0