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- Gerlach Regional Refugee - Cacophonist Anarchist Provacatier - Outgoing Introvert - Owner of a lonely heart - Meta refugee seeking asylum

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I hear it works great for Republicans

31.12.2025 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Socialism for Farmers who love handouts

09.12.2025 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminds me of Princess Donut in Dungeon Crawler Carl

24.11.2025 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only trust them as deep as I can bury him

10.11.2025 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no! they might tell on us

09.11.2025 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.11.2025 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You look like Wilford Brimley. you got diabettis?

31.10.2025 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿซข ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ˜ก

I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

28.10.2025 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 25588 ๐Ÿ” 9092 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 912 ๐Ÿ“Œ 365

It's a Trap!

27.10.2025 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.10.2025 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well this is what you got to do for the bbc who actually screws your wife

23.10.2025 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm guessing Donnie Jr needs more cocaine that's why this is going on

23.10.2025 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is what solidarity looks like. Together, we will win.

19.10.2025 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 30130 ๐Ÿ” 7466 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 856 ๐Ÿ“Œ 385

ICE ATTEMPTS TO RAPE A SMALL CHILD

15.10.2025 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh look another ICE AGENT trying to rape a child

15.10.2025 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ha

24.09.2025 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 27862 ๐Ÿ” 7594 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 455 ๐Ÿ“Œ 258

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

24.09.2025 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 8206 ๐Ÿ” 2237 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125 ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

sounds like Texas needs the national guard to deploy

24.09.2025 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thomas Massie says the FBI has 20 names in the Epstein files they refuse to investigate. Kash Patel acted like he had no idea what Massie was talking about. Beyond Trump, who are they protecting?

19.09.2025 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 480 ๐Ÿ” 161 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

where exactly are these hot springs

16.09.2025 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile in New York someone has dressed up as Trump in a hospital gown with an IV infusion of bleach.

*Chef's kiss ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘Œ

02.09.2025 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1769 ๐Ÿ” 309 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

TACO hands

28.08.2025 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.08.2025 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mike Johnson hit with new accusation showing โ€˜clear-cut violationโ€™ of federal law House Speaker Mike Johnson has been accused of using campaign money to pay his rent in what the government watchdog group Campaign Legal Center described as a โ€œclear-cut violation of federal campaign ...

House Speaker Mike Johnson has been accused of using campaign money to pay his rent in what the government watchdog group Campaign Legal Center described as a โ€œclear-cut violation of federal campaign finance laws,โ€ newly filed complaints allege.

www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson...

08.08.2025 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2383 ๐Ÿ” 756 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 193 ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring.

And then that guy was "silenced" forever.

And now we will just not talk about anything else until they...

#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

10.08.2025 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 38865 ๐Ÿ” 12766 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 958 ๐Ÿ“Œ 556

he is a complete stupid pos

05.08.2025 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is awesome glad they got what they asked for

02.08.2025 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

let's see, a bunch of men raped little girls and the only one in prison is a woman.

01.08.2025 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, yes! we have no bananas

06.06.2025 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0