epic HERO sextuple legend

ff14 trial roulette

it has come to my attention that the hot dog i ate was not sriracha mayo and fried onion. i was misheard and was given a spicy mustard and sauerkraut hot dog.

it slapped.

the surprise was the sriracha mayo and fried onion being like. REALLY good. like mayo on a hot dog is a war crime but this works, frankly

spicy mustard and hot giardiniera, this place is testing out a prospective hot dog menu! the giardiniera didn’t seem to add a whole lot, imo, i wish they had leaned further into the chicago dog elements here and given me the salt and poppyseed bun, y’know?

Text reads: "dragon quest builders 2" in the Pokopia logo text styling

Dragon Quest Builders 2 is 50% off ($24.99) on Steam via publisher sale. A "Jumbo Demo" is also free to check out:
store.steampowered.com/app/1072420/...

girl who is going to be okay

if anyone needs me, i’ll be gobbling down some wieners at a bar

a close-up of queen gohma’s eye from ocarina of time 3D. for some inexplicable reason, the pupil is in the shape of the obelus (÷), an outdated mathematical operator used to indicate division…if you’re an idiot.

me: i hate how clear my division problems are! i wish there was a symbol for division that i could use that makes it very unclear what exactly i’m dividing and when per the rules of pemdas!!
the loathsome obelus:

BEASTMASTER AF REVEAL HOLY SHIT

the original reddit post from r/thomastheplankengine from user 0tt0_0fficial, with the title "dreamt last night that twitter added a new feature where the percentages of users' milk was always displayed." an image below is an example of said dream: matpat (with the skim milk label) tweets "i don't get it? what's the point of this new update?" the tweet is followed a reply chain of people reposting a meme of lord farquaad pointing and saying "skim" until it scrolls off the image.

oh hell yes @milk-labeler.at.gayfamicom.lol

buzz lightyear from toy story is wearing a helmet that says space ranger lightyear Alt: buzz lightyear from toy story is wearing a helmet that says space ranger lightyear, he also looks very sad

“Where do *I* stand on the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller? You’re not SUPPOSED to stand on it lmao!”

Your longtime mutual who, unbeknownst to you, is a sentient amiibo:

The RE5 remake is gonna open with this

HUH?

“exp share exploit” person thinks it could be a bug that a pokemon holding exp share gets 75% of the exp received in battle if you start with it and then swap to another pokemon

i did not expect frlg re-releases to be the latest eye-opener in “literacy is a lost art” and yet the things i see on reddit are absolutely fucking mind-bogglingly idiotic that truly they can only be adequately explained by “this person genuinely doesn’t know how to read”

it’s HER day to clog it

science side of tumblr why is ripping your bottom lip to absolute fucking shreds for zero reason at all so god damn satisfying

is nintendo still doing the single free joycon drift fix cuz my left joycon on the animal crossing switch has finally succumbed to drift :(

hmmmmm

the last gasp of broadcast tv being the Sheldon Cooper Extended Universe is somehow extremely on point in some way I am too exasperated to enumerate at this time

orieve: so kzinssie has this attack that steals all of your LP
leon, who for some reason has meta knowledge of the mechanics of romancing saga 2: yes i see. i understand what must be done

get fucked loserrrrrrrr

do i number each class, including the different sexes, 1-46 or do i number each class 1-27, excluding the different sexes, and coin flip for male/female if applicable

or [redacted]

empress girlboss is a classic but maybe it’s time to mix it up

i went my whole life thinking i was giving onix the tungsten cube

if maria was the main character of II she’d’ve ended the war in the first five minutes of the game, frankly

need maria to slow the fuck down because she’s going oom before frioniel or guy even have a chance to use their own spells

awwwww i have raid