iztrn ♅

remaking uncut gems but it’s about pokemon cards and also i never watched it in the first place because i thought pete davidson was annoying when it came out

caught him up close, small map, but it ain’t rust

i will never hate developers for being fed up with entitled end users

i keep forgetting abt this app. yet another place i can post babytron lyrics

i have an AI set up to write posts for me and straight up i just may let it eat today to see where everything lands

all these bitches keep tryna bust my bunker

i am the meteor rapidly approaching this website. my course will not be diverted

welcome to the izzy show, retard

having a fat wife is a powerful status symbol

they’re dipping your ass in ranch dressing on the timeline rn

i’m fucked up smoking dog trazodone i got from chewy.com

i’m a fascist btw

today seems like a good day to cause problems

step one:
get AIDS
step two:
get a day pass at the public pool
step three:
stub my toe

boil the bitch in butter who fuckn cares anymore

let’s dip this guy in butter and breadcrumbs and dunk his green ass in oil

i’m gonna touch you @sprawl.bsky.social

we gotta kill this guy

this that catnip pack this that shit that got me meowing we got kitty cat prerolls out here

this site is still young enough that i have time to become a major villain on here

mf i used to shoot 12 gauges one handed you think i couldn’t tuck a kimber in my waistband you’re even dumber than i thought

your penis , my mouth. problem?

promising young woman

20mg adderall IR got me looking at 1911s on the internet

can’t believe i forgot to put the ♅ in my name on here for so long what’s wrong with me

glock nonbinary blow dudes but look like a man

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

wait i just realized i can repeat my old classics here omg

i never post here i basically only come to reply to to dms from @2femcel2furious.bsky.social and see what interesting critters follow me