Either way Rex's cloak of martyrdom will become so heavy that he'll suffocate underneath it. #TheArchers

Are the Lee Andersons upset because Churchill is the only historical person they've ever heard of?

I applaud your ruthlessness. I just keep putting mine in boxes, then looking wistfully into the boxes.

Really??? Don't all children of that age run into the road from time to time whilst they're excited about something else? #TheArchers

I'd go further and say that it was so unheard of that nobody needed to conspire, it wasn't even considered. #TheArchers

Oh no wait, I think I was talking about Ben. #TheArchers

Probably I meant no point wanting to farm at Brookfield! #TheArchers

He doesn't employ anyone as far as we know, so probably not that many hens. #TheArchers

Not sure how successful his hen business is really though are we? #TheArchers

I think he's just observed that there was no point wanting to farm once Pip decided to. #TheArchers

Tried to feel empathy for them but just can't manage it.

The dog would be perfect. Larry might find it tedious.

Yes. I find the whole concept of monarchy so embarrassing. Imagine believing your family has been chosen by god to have more money and privilege than the rest of us!

I certainly agree with you about Tom. On the flower front, not so much. It's the animal farming that needs to be reduced for sustainability really. We don't need all that milk/beef/chicken/pork. We should eat more vegetables and cereals rather than sending them through the animals. #TheArchers

Flowers are an income source so I don't know why they shouldn't grow them. Akram is perfectly capable of distinguishing between new growth and something that's almost dead, the scriptwriters are changing his personality! #TheArchers

He's had Zach whispering prenups in his ear. #TheArchers

They're turning him into a subservient ignoramus. Even if you'd never seen a tulip before you would be able to distinguish newly emerging tulips from last year's plants going over. And yes charge the going rate for plumbing Akram. #TheArchers

Depressing

Though I've come to dislike Stella. She started off seeming to be ok, but she can't be if she wants to spend the rest of her life with Pip. Even with the humongous inheritance looming it's not reasonable. #TheArchers

Yes, no different from what George did and parental protection. In fact probably worse than what George did when you think about it. #TheArchers

Most of the people that I know with manual jobs don't describe them as fun, well not that I've heard! Especially at this time of year. #TheArchers

The cravat and tasselled loafers are the red flags surely! #TheArchers

Unless there's CCTV evidence of the man getting into the taxi with the watch and then getting out without it I don't understand why Rex would be worrying about it. #TheArchers

I'm even more annoyed about the Brookfield inheritance debacle than I was on first listening. Why shouldn't farmers pay inheritance tax just like everyone else? And if you're paying it you're privileged. STFU you entitled twonks. #TheArchers

No it really shouldn't be Jazzer.
And of course I had forgotten about the Money Fairy. Fingers crossed she can overcome her usual class snobbery.

Of course I hope it works, but unless she can get some kind of loan I fear she'll be unable to fit it out. Think of all the stuff she'll need to put in there. And if Jazzer is going to prison now for hitting George over the head, who is going to help her do it on a budget? I'm worried. #TheArchers

I think it's more likely the difference between Amber loving George and Amber telling herself that she loves George.

Or maybe she does love George but she loves Brad as well. #TheArchers

That should say fir cone!

First cone?

Interesting. Also how can they simply ignore Shula, Kenton and Elizabeth? #TheArchers