Spong

Well we weren't until you brought attention to it!

It's not spring without me having to bellow

"Don't eat that fucking bee!"

at a cat.
(yes, of course it's Marge.)

you get the nudes via WhatsApp you randy bastard.

"I've got something stuck up my arse that shouldn't be there. Can anyone recomment a local A&£ department?"

New followers. If your profile has you following loads of people, not posting anything and just a picture of you in your skivvies, then you're in the wrong place.

My life is very dull and revolves around beer, music, baseball and comedy.

There are no opportunities for hookups or catfishing here!

Finished work at 3.

Hour and a half in the bath with Raymond Chandler, and now a snooze.

Happy Happy Friday!

It's a Knockout theme. Stuart
Hall!

Always preferred Bean Bag, but you can't really play that any more.

a young man with long hair is holding a guitar in his hand and smiling . ALT: a young man with long hair is holding a guitar in his hand and smiling .

The team on The Chase tonight

Emmy, Toni, Oscar and Ivor

Good boy!

He would fucking love* that.

* hate us for all eternity. I'm in!

Can confirm I have a work colleague who is a Raper.

Maybe do it like stamps and have special editions.

"Great British Serial Killers"

The more bodies, the bigger the note.

Shipman on a £50, obvs.

What @safers.bsky.social said, you gorgeous human bean [sic].

Pizza Express advert with "Guess Who's Back" on it.

I'm guessing not Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor?

A belated happy birthday! x

Average at best. People rave over the place, but fish was overcooked, chips weren't great. They said they were "mad busy" but won't be going back.

Only tried them because of the reviews and our usual place was shut.

A Lego man that looks suspiciously like a President of some country or other, with "Pedo" in the Lego font underneath.

Am all over this. That @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social is a decent sort innit.

CHIPPY TEA!

Full on leather trousers, Tom Jones.

Might even put a Brillo pad wig on.

It's possible I may get a mention on the local Facebook page:

"Who was that mental fat bloke dancing around in Lidl just now?"

A Welshman with pubes instead of hair

Nonce dead
Nonce dead
The Soham nonce dead
His card was well and truly marked
When he was smacked around the head

We call them Awfulodge, but yeah that just adds to the list dunnit.

"Woody Allen has been mentioned more than 7000 times in the Epstein Files but so far there's no evidence that he cheated on his daughter."

No danger of you ending up on a register there then.

Our red weeks are swapping to blue weeks and vice versa to move from recycling fortnightly and bins weekly to the other way round.

It is going to cause absolute carnage for 6 months.

Very excited!

Could you apply for flexible working? I know it's your right to apply for it, and if you've got any reason at all you could use to leverage it, might be a good time to wheel it out.

I have to be in twice a week but have a pass to get out of it for reasons.

I think there's 2 I'd not eat, and some I'd avoid if I had the choice.

No pussy has been hunted. Beer however...