Madison Taylor 🎆

Fuck Harvard forever

Always knock on walls as you walk by, you never know which spot might be the secret passage opening.

I'm taking to my bed chambers due to the horrors.

Awake but not awake awake

I'm not going to post the video, but it looks like Israel used white phosphorus bombs in southern Lebanon last night.

Using white phosphorus against humans, and especially in densely populated civilian areas, is unequivocally a war crime.

we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'

there aren't enough violent and destructive rivalries between professional magicians these days. we should go back to doing that.

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

I always do well on my grocery store trips, keeping the cost relatively under control, until i have to buy luxury items like laundry detergent, cat litter, and dog food.

Is there a bi of hormuz

Everything is so bad and Im expected to just go about my day? Cruel

Screencap of a text exchange Me: I cannot tell you how tickled I was Guy at the register could not have cared less My friend: you will never believe what the domain name is for that wine

screenshot of continued text exchange My friend: vampire.com they managed to snag THAT Me: HOW DID THEY GET THAT

An unbelievable update

Italy may have beat us in Baseball but we’re going to beat them in something they invented: being fascist.

per an earlier agreement, MLB umpires must now call balls and strikes with 🤌

Someone smarter than me can make a class war analogy here.

this is also my ongoing frustration. you can not run for office on "democracy is under threat" and then lose and go "oh well, nice game everyone"

they put us in a constant state of hypervigilance & terror begging for our last $5 to save the country and then they do the joint softball game.

i have always found it so interesting how little it is mentioned that green day is a queer band. to have an openly bisexual man as your singer in 90s was big deal but i rarely see them talked about as any kind of pioneers in this way. dont really have an opinion on this just think it is interesting

As someone working in higher education I am literally always saying this

also genuinely tragic that kobe bryant isn't alive to see this because he was a huge asshole and this would've made him really mad in a very funny way

Lmao did America lose at one of the two sports they invented their own world cup for so nobody could beat them?

Yeah. About that.

I once watched an MTV documentary about this music video on a plane

or ANY day!! ever!! <3

I don’t know what’s worse: AI impersonating writers and editors and stealing the value they use to pay rent or people being casually dismissive of said writers and editors for being upset about that

just remembering the time the Washington Post leadership hung my friend Felicia, a sexual assault victim, out to dry because she tweeted *a link to a news story* about the rape when he died.

None of them can talk coherently about strategy or goals but they are completely in sync in all their macho posturing because that is all they’re really focused on. Everything else is just whatever limply offered fiction is convenient to them at the time.

Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success

I really hope this lays to bed the idea that these guys are playing 12 dimensional chess. They're incredibly arrogant men with no vision, strategy, or understanding. It's incredibly dangerous re Iran and equally if not more dangerous in terms of what it signals to China and others.

Montana basketball player Money Williams

Broke: dollar bills

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