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Managing Editor at Comeback Media: @awfulannouncing.bsky.social & @thecomeback.bsky.social. Bagel snob in Seattle. http://itsashanda.com

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“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

11.03.2026 16:39 👍 1574 🔁 240 💬 13 📌 6
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Kalshi Launches Ad Campaign Saying It Bans Insider Trading And Markets On Death Roundup: Polymarket to work with Palantir to police sports betting; updates in Ohio and Michigan prediction markets court cases; Kalshi founder makes cover of Inc.

My "We Don't Offer Death Markets" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my ad campaign.

11.03.2026 16:57 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

No one owes Kobe Bryant anything.

11.03.2026 16:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I assure you, there is no shortage...

11.03.2026 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a white sweater drinking through a straw ALT: a man in a white sweater drinking through a straw
11.03.2026 16:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nature (Seattle) is healing.

11.03.2026 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never seen so many people mad that a guy scored a ton of points before

11.03.2026 16:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Shame it went the way it did, but had to happen.

11.03.2026 14:16 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gerry McNamara is physically incapable of not going to the NCAA Tournament.

11.03.2026 03:08 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like we should be able to know who voted for Ann Davidson and ask them to move to Bellevue.

10.03.2026 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Goo Goo Dolls are the ACC Tournament's official free-throw shooting musical accompaniment.

10.03.2026 19:16 👍 65 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 6

To the woman twerking in the middle of the street at noon on a Tuesday in First Hill, I see and acknowledge you.

10.03.2026 19:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there some other way to refer to Phil Mushnick?

10.03.2026 00:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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DeMarcus Cousins dismayed to learn Mongolian beef doesn’t exist in Mongolia On the cusp of the 20th century, chop suey was reportedly first created, quickly becoming trendy and elevating the demand for Chinese cuisine despite being an entirely American creation. That launched America’s love affair with Chinese food, and was also the first of many dishes that don’t actually exist in the places one might think Read more... The post DeMarcus Cousins dismayed to learn Mongolian beef doesn’t exist in Mongolia appeared first on Awful Announcing.
10.03.2026 00:32 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

This is the "what can you make out of this" bit from Airplane! except it's the President of the United States talking about a war.

09.03.2026 22:23 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

LETS GOOOOOO

09.03.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You may not like it and he may not like it but it's what's happening.

09.03.2026 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would sign you to a four-year, $81 million deal that includes $60 million guaranteed.

09.03.2026 17:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait til you learn why they smell like hot buttered popcorn….

09.03.2026 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sirat was WILD

09.03.2026 00:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I only consume pop culture in soap form

08.03.2026 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Leave it to a guy whose daddy gave him the job to complain that his mediocrity is not enough.

08.03.2026 20:09 👍 75 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
An ad for limited edition Stranger Things soap

An ad for limited edition Stranger Things soap

Need my limited edition Stranger Things soap

08.03.2026 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

So close

08.03.2026 18:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We appreciate all our readers

08.03.2026 16:43 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I have never been more stressed in my life than watching people walk across a desert in Sirat.

08.03.2026 02:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The lack of giant Rainier logos was the giveaway

07.03.2026 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't see any that year.

07.03.2026 02:38 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to figure out whether the Chinese or Indian place you're ordering takeout from includes rice or requires you to order rice separately is one of the great challenges of our time.

07.03.2026 02:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats to everyone involved.

07.03.2026 00:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0