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Husband. Dad. Law-talking-guy. Occasional writer.

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Yeah, we don't need elaborate theories to explain why Graham is the way he is.

Sometimes, people are just assholes.

11.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew Bluesky had the juice as a sports joint when I logged on during that marathon 18-inning World Series game last October and all the regular sickos were here living and dying with each pitch at 2:30 AM.

10.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...the prospect of enough risk and the shippers' insurance companies will effectively close the strait for them.

/end

10.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, Iran doesn't have to lay many mines to choke off the strait. Just lay a few, then turn to the shippers and ask, "How lucky do you feel?" Turn it all into one big game of Russian roulette. They don't need round-the-clock gunboat patrols to shut the strait. They just need to create...

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10.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then you don't have to physically close the strait yourself with lots of gunboats and round-the-clock patrols. You just have to create the prospect of enough risk and the shippers' insurance companies will effectively close the strait for you.

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10.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If true, this is a deviously clever move by Iran. Don't lay a bunch of mines and choke off the entire strait. Just lay a few, then turn to the oil shippers and ask, "How lucky do you feel?" Turn the whole shipping exercise into a game of Russian roulette.

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10.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's the daughter of Don Jr. and his ex-wife Vanessa, who's now dating Tiger Woods. Yeah, that tracks.

10.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...a grown-ass legal adult who's the same age as some of the people who are getting sent to fight and die in her grandfather's dumb illegal war that's jacking up everyone's cost of living.

The whole damn family is just trash.

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10.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that apple didn't fall far from the asshole tree.

She's the daughter of Don Jr. and his ex-wife Vanessa, who's now dating Tiger Woods, and wow that all just tracks perfectly. Talk about being to the manner born.

"But she's just a kid who doesn't know any better." Sorry, she's...

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10.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Justice Dept. Seeks to Stall State Bar Discipline of Its Lawyers

Which helps explain why Pam Bondi is trying to bully state bars to drop investigations of DOJ lawyers.

I mean, that plus the fact that DOJ lawyers keep getting caught lying to courts all over the country.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/u...

10.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy probably thinks strippers really like him, too.

10.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a good way to lose a finger.

10.03.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Schrรถdinger's war.

10.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read that as more of a TACO than a threat. He's flailing around, trying to figure out how to disengage without looking weak.

10.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read that as more of a TACO than a threat. He's flailing around, trying to figure out how to disengage without looking weak.

10.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read that as more of a TACO than a threat. He's flailing around, trying to figure out how to disengage without looking weak.

10.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read that as more of a TACO than a threat. He's flailing around, trying to figure out how to disengage without looking weak.

10.03.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read that as more of a TACO than a threat. He's flailing around, trying to figure out how to disengage without looking weak.

10.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read that as more of a TACO than a threat. He's flailing around, trying to figure out how to disengage without looking weak.

10.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read that as more of a TACO than a threat. He's flailing around, trying to figure out how to disengage without looking weak.

10.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to keep tapping the sign:

The inability or unwillingness of our mainstream press to report clearly and directly on the obvious mental infirmities of the President of the United States will be one of the defining institutional failures of our time.

09.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 72 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Demanding "unconditional surrender," then not.

09.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But we're not getting rid of the regime! We're literally leaving the same regime in place, just with the former leader's even more hardline son in charge now!

09.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was literally just a few days ago that Trump was demanding "unconditional surrender," the handover of all Iran's enriched uranium, and that he be allowed to pick Iran's new leader!

This is a TACO the size of Mount Everest!

09.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two more words: TACO PARTY!!!
๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ

09.03.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a TACO PARTY!!!

๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ

09.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Same vibe.

09.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Switching parties" is overstating it quite a bit. This is more like "ditching the Republican label because it's toxic to my re-election chances, but I'm still gonna caucus with them and hope nobody notices."

09.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Switching parties" is overstating it quite a bit. This is more like "ditching the Republican label because it's toxic to my re-election chances, but I'm still gonna caucus with them and hope nobody notices."

09.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The inability or unwillingness of our mainstream press outlets to report clearly and directly on the obvious mental infirmities of the President of the United States will be one of the defining institutional failures of our time.

09.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0