Humza’s Missing Brain

I see what you did there. 👍

Hold my pint Alex

It would be more accurate to simplify the statement to: SNP clueless.

Good. It was a stupid mistake but nowhere near as stupid as most of Boris Johnson’s decisions while he was in no 10.

Spot on. Always believed in a maximum differential rule where the CEO cannot receive a salary more than 20 times the salary of the lowest paid member of staff. Same Should go with bonuses etc.

Trolling level - galactic god

Congratulations. You are clearly doing things right.

Five U.S. Air Force Tankers Damaged in Iranian Attack on Saudi Air Base The attack on Prince Sultan Air Base brings the total number of tankers damaged during Operation Epic Fury to six, with a seventh destroyed in the mid-air

Trump has fucked around and found out.

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The problem with unregulated capitalism is that eventually the 99% run out of money to keep buying stuff that makes the 1% richer

The problem with unregulated capitalism is that eventually the 99% run out of money to keep buying stuff that makes the 1% richer.

It’s a religion now and so far past any kind of logical argument for independence that only the stupidest in society are sucked in.

Any European, or UK politician accepting funds from or lobbying on behalf of US corporations, politicians or the US government should automatically be barred from politics for life.

This is why sanctions on Russia cannot be eased and why the USA now needs to remove and impeach Trump before he starts WW3

Sorry forgot to add bigly after ‘cost you.’

Allez les bleus.

Is there a Time Machine that hardline Victorian preachers are using to come forward in time 150 years?

Exactly unless he pays and I mean REALLY pays.

4 - the UK wants a full and completely unredacted set of Epstein files to aid our investigations into Epstein.

Number 4 will be the deal breaker.

sure thing Don, but it’s gonna cost you:
1 - no easing of sanctions on Russia
2 - All tariffs applied to the UK are cancelled
3 - The USA pays for us to be there and any losses we incur.

Trump urges UK and others to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks - live updates Meanwhile, sirens are triggered in Jerusalem, with the Israeli military saying it has detected new attacks from Iran.

Hear me out 🧵

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Agreed, but the good news is that the subsidy is dependent on the SNP winning and even if they do it will get kicked down the road like every SNP election bribe ever made.

Both want the EU to collapse.

They should all be treated as pariahs and completely isolated from the rest of the world

Rotten?

Swinney pledges £10,000 deposit to support first-time buyers The first minister said he would create a £100m First Homes Fund if the SNP are re-elected at the Holyrood election.

Another empty SNP election bribe that will vanish like morning mist if the lying bastards get into power again.

Remember the free bikes, free laptops and all the other SNP election lies when you vote in May.

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Is there anything Reform UK politicians won’t u-turn on?

Here’s Offord’s maiden speech about the importance of Net Zero when he was made a lord for services to donating money to the Tories:

www.gov.uk/government/n...

It was only 3 years ago.

She seems like a stable genius

Sir 💥

The Beano is a better newspaper.