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Aloof Wife Hostile communist No terfs allowed

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It’s so bizarre to me. Some random lady who lives really far away. Let’s not even check to see where she was when the crime happened.

14.03.2026 04:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Computer says it’s her so let’s not investigate any further.

14.03.2026 04:01 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Only if he had some grey in his hair.

13.03.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leif always wears jeans on the plane. Like wtf. Flying home from Germany in jeans.

13.03.2026 16:13 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We are still home. So that’s good. Cat is on the mend I think. Kid has high fever again but was due for another round of med, so I’m letting that do its job. Not entirely convinced we won’t end up at the hospital, but for now she’s in decent spirits.

13.03.2026 16:04 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Keeping the sick cat from trying to sit on the sick kid because the sick cat is obsessed with being too hot.

She’s very upset that I won’t let her sleep on the warm thing in the bed.

13.03.2026 06:59 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pulse ox on my kid and it says 78 and I’m chill and like “it’ll go up” and it did.

Having one of those wait-and-see-maybe-the-hospital nights. Fever has two hours to come down.

I just hate going and having an RT try and get her to 95 and then they want us to stay for days after she’s better.

13.03.2026 06:26 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Whomst could have foreseen.

13.03.2026 02:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*smugly*

I left Twitter BEFORE Iran Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei.

😎

12.03.2026 20:58 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

12.03.2026 18:33 👍 9152 🔁 1168 💬 75 📌 14

I admit I am heavily biased because I was at the pet store yesterday and they had these two perfectly sleek black shelter kitties and this just makes me think of them.

Cats.

12.03.2026 20:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cats.

12.03.2026 20:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That is easily one of the biggest local events in our town and it’s just my little studio putting it on. Granted we have a spectacularly shitty movie theatre, but that place is a ghost town. The people crave live performances.

12.03.2026 20:08 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But this did remind me to get tickets to the season opener of the national ballet for my mum. Good thing because they are almost sold out!

12.03.2026 20:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live in a town of 100k and the musical to ballet show ratio is pretty equal. But I’m very jealous of any small city getting pro musicals on the regular. We get two amateur shows a year and a pro show once every…idk it’s only happened twice in my 20 years here.

12.03.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Meanwhile I spent a thousand bucks on RUSH tickets. So I don’t know, I think my popular concert is for the fancy people.

12.03.2026 19:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My mum goes and she’s just a sessional prof at a university making like 60k a year. Lol.

12.03.2026 19:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(Ngl I’m a little sensitive about this shit because it’s so often “girl stuff” in this category. So it’s like, do people not like it that much? Or do men not like it that much? Because I know lots of women who would regularly go to pro ballet shows if that was a thing you could do.)

12.03.2026 19:46 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Yup, so much. We have a local actress on Shoresy. She’s a former student from my dance studio.

12.03.2026 19:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I don’t think I’m particularly fancy, but I enjoy ballet. 🤷‍♀️ It’s really good for my stupidly inflexible body. It’s beautiful to watch. Little B takes ballet classes and it’s helping her improve her coordination. Idk it’s pretty popular where I live. When we get pro shows, people go.

12.03.2026 19:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe not as many people watch ballet, but I assure you that there are absolutely masses of little girls (and a handful of boys) in ballet classes. It’s an extremely popular extracurricular activity, so I don’t think it’s dying any time soon.

12.03.2026 19:23 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How are there 5 volumes and I’m just finding out this is a thing?

12.03.2026 15:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I get so excited when I’m traveling and there’s wild reptiles. We do not get a lot of that around here. Just the odd garter snake.

12.03.2026 06:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t believe you don’t want to keep Frank. Send him to me.

12.03.2026 06:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, extra cold. Love the bonus yard fridge/freezer.

12.03.2026 03:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had the most perfect Diet Coke with ice in a glass at a pub in London in the summer and I’ll forever be chasing that high. I think part of it was it was very hot and I’d been walking all day. Might only be possible to achieve in the summer.

12.03.2026 03:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

YES CARNIVORE PLOTS

12.03.2026 03:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean it’s so easy though. BSB all day long. My kids don’t even acknowledge NSYNC.

12.03.2026 02:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No way, that’s what it’s actually called??? What on earth?

12.03.2026 02:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wtf

12.03.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0