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Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

please don’t make Jeff Probst rap please

the paranormal activity play is verrrry fun

Really in need of a response other than throwing my hands up and screaming “well fuck!” when I read the news but honestly it’s feeling the most adequate.

There’s a musical turf war at my intersection right now. Classical parklet piano vs a guy busking with a guitar. He’s covering Courtney Barnett so I’m rooting for him, but he lacks the decibels to sustain this. He keeps strumming though.

I’ve certainly never wanted to see a Timothee Chamalet movie more than once. Thought he acted the hell out of Marty Supreme but I guess he’s just a dork ass loser full time.

I went on a ghost tour of north beach and Chinatown last night and corrected the tour guide a few times, but not as many times as I could have.

DAAAAAAAMN!

My worst nightmare is an AI Sun, Polymarket Moon, Crypto rising.

“Preventative”

shit this guy already has 50 war on his record and he hasn’t even served a day

eeeee just watched the moon disappear

🪱 🪱 🌕 🪱 🪱

wtfffff

Bad Jinro! No!!!!

I made a weird funky little cous cous tonight with rogue river blue, toasted pecans, dried cherries, and pepitas. So damn cozy. 🍽️

Very blue sky with puffs of white clouds and flowering branches of almond trees.

Went offline, found real blue sky.

Omg go off(line) girl!

Also to clarify my stance, it was not erotic enough. Needed Moore.

“Wuthering Heights” was a very pretty and well costumed disappointment. no one dug up a grave, there was no moulding wedding banquet, no ghosts, and I never lost track of which Cathy we were talking about. Come ON. 📽️

I roast my own chicken tonight and paid more than Costco price. I’m like the fiscal daredevil millennial they told you to worry about!

I said SF twice but it’s because it’s so nice.

Harry Lighton and Harry Melling on stage at the Castro Theater with the Pillion title on screen behind them. Lighton wears black leather pants. Melling wears brown corduroy.

It’s me, standing at the Pillion step and repeat.

The Castro Theater’s gorgeous neon and marquee alight with “DO YOU GIVE? HARRY LIGHTON’S PILLION SF PREMIERE” turned up and on.

📽️ San Francisco premiere of Pillion with Harry Lighton and Harry Melling at the beautiful, reopened, forever classic Castro Theater in San Francisco. Because I have an aptitude for cinematic devotion.

“What’s this line for?” is up there with the most annoying questions you can ask.

Mass deportation? I hope it’s not—but it seems like something that ICE would find convenient as they’re “losing track of people.”

every fridge of cutty bangs is a contemporary poet at work

cutty bangs and a dutch crunch sando

‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

Minion-like ambulation (complimentary)

This is basically the only reason I have in-stadium viewing fomo.