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Sr. Product Manager at Wizards of the Coast ๐Ÿšจ May contain satire. Views are my own ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒ‹โš’๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿฉตโ˜ฎ๏ธ

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10.03.2026 11:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Horus and his many sons

Horus and his many sons

OH SHIT DADS HOME

10.03.2026 02:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My tabletop Abaddon, and JoyToyโ€™s 40k and 30k versions.

My tabletop Abaddon, and JoyToyโ€™s 40k and 30k versions.

Abaddon Joytoy action figure with my tabletop figure.

Abaddon Joytoy action figure with my tabletop figure.

Abaddon the Despoiler

Abaddon the Despoiler

All the Abaddons!
The latest 40k JoyToy version is OUTSTANDING. Absolute top quality figure.
#40k #warhammer #joytoy

10.03.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awesome Fafnir! FOR DORN!!!

08.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drop something YELLOW!

08.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For themselves.

03.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But also fuck this guy.

03.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of an escalator with the words hello chat on the top ALT: a picture of an escalator with the words hello chat on the top

The Oldest View

03.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

6โ€™2โ€ here. My head is at 45 degrees when I wash my hands.

01.03.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikes !!! ๐Ÿซฃ

01.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was working with a guy from Florida that day. The shaking started and I calmly walked over to a door frame and was body-checked by him running at top speed toward the exit. ๐Ÿคฃ

01.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This aged well. Note the author.

28.02.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 16072 ๐Ÿ” 6221 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 547 ๐Ÿ“Œ 358
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 37037 ๐Ÿ” 11959 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 497 ๐Ÿ“Œ 799

The proof is the nature of this man and the ability to do simple math.

27.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The administration plans to claim that "China interfered in the 2020 election as a basis to declare a national emergency that would unlock extraordinary presidential power"โ€”mandating voter ID and banning mail-in ballots.

The premise, it almost goes without saying, is a total lie. trib.al/ofsnVi2

27.02.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 145 ๐Ÿ” 105 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Greta's on Newsmax now?
What a humiliating downward spiral she's had.

25.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they fear that old white conservative men will be overrun, then I'm all bloody for it. ๐Ÿซก

24.02.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let them eat beans.

24.02.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

Hey everyone!

Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!

But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.

I just resorted our list to put those on the top.

Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

03.02.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4509 ๐Ÿ” 2762 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 97

Same fam ๐Ÿ’–

13.02.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Srsly ๐Ÿ™„

13.02.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He blocked us both! ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mortarion, Demon Primarch of Nurgle

Mortarion, Demon Primarch of Nurgle

Three down.

13.02.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†

13.02.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did! ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽจ

13.02.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Pentagon is removing thousands of transgender troops under Hegseth's anti-DEI push

www.npr.org/2026/02/...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

13.02.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BOO!!!

12.02.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Money is a hell of a drug.

12.02.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LINKS!?!?!"

-Pam Bondi probably.

12.02.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She tried so hard to avoid perjury but then went a did a perjury. ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.02.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0