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Jorge Caldera

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yo veo tu nombre y me salen suspiros

17.02.2026 20:13 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

But does the universe trust me?

17.02.2026 19:18 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does anyone else feel something in their gut?

17.02.2026 19:11 👍 66 🔁 0 💬 13 📌 1
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a woman wearing a green dress and a green hat is sitting on a couch with her hand on her chest . ALT: a woman wearing a green dress and a green hat is sitting on a couch with her hand on her chest .
17.02.2026 17:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I keep a rotation!

16.02.2026 15:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mother<3

16.02.2026 15:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why would he even think about doing that

14.02.2026 19:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Top 10 couples that post online:

14.02.2026 19:24 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 4

Lemme trust in the universe real quick since it knows why things happen the way they do

14.02.2026 18:31 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Selfie of a guy shirtless with a towel wrapped around his waist and a phone in his hand. He is bearded with wet hair.

Selfie of a guy shirtless with a towel wrapped around his waist and a phone in his hand. He is bearded with wet hair.

Hey how y'all doing

14.02.2026 14:42 👍 1340 🔁 30 💬 37 📌 0

There's something so beautiful about friendships that are so intertwined that you can't remember when exactly you met. There was just suddenly one day when they were fully so important to your life

14.02.2026 03:25 👍 48 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

😭

13.02.2026 23:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The way I would bail my little sister out instantly

13.02.2026 23:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

omg imagine one of your friends calls you for their one call a day and their ass just tweets about it like a joke 😭

13.02.2026 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of a phone call that says prison/jail

Screenshot of a phone call that says prison/jail

The way I cackled when I got a spam call from prison/jail

13.02.2026 20:52 👍 69 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0

And his cowboy cosplay is inspired by his grandfather who was a gun-toting horseback sheriff ...during apartheid

13.02.2026 17:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Saw my father in my own visage and scared myself

13.02.2026 15:03 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On my knees at the temple of Godny L Harle

13.02.2026 04:03 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Danny L Harle - Two Hearts (ft. Dua Lipa)
Danny L Harle - Two Hearts (ft. Dua Lipa) YouTube video by Danny L Harle

The way this is better than everything they produced together for—

youtu.be/6s72AHV2cfU?...

13.02.2026 03:08 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy birthday!

12.02.2026 17:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like with how dumb people are (me included) there'd be exploding gas stations every day if it was really that dangerous

12.02.2026 03:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm so awkward that I once asked someone if I could just do it myself and then gave them a tip for just standing there watching me

12.02.2026 03:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vous êtes jamais seuls…Vous savez ce qu'il faut faire…Ne laissez pas tomber votre nation…La disco a besoin de vous!

12.02.2026 02:04 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Ugh I hate pulling up to a full service gas station like please just let me do this myself

12.02.2026 03:02 👍 55 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1

Also related is getting the HPV vaccine and pap smears because certain strands that are sexually transmitted can cause anal or penile cancer

11.02.2026 22:48 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just think people look so SEXY in brown

11.02.2026 15:22 👍 55 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Ugh yes!!

11.02.2026 04:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A fridge cold vanilla cake from the fridge?? Heavenly

11.02.2026 03:20 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love a lot of flavors but nothing truly feels like home quite like vanilla, specifically Blue Bell Ice Cream vanilla

11.02.2026 03:17 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

It's okay to have problematic faves!!

11.02.2026 02:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0