Having stuff like the Triple Crown in the Six Nations is adorable. Aw you didn't win the competition by winning 5 matches? Here's a trophy for winning 3 specific matches. Couldn't win 3? Here's a trophy for winning 1!
I started typing this before seeing there are 10 trophies on offer. Bloody hell.
*The Irish National Lottery's ears perk up*
A picture of a bottle of wine sitting on a kitchen counter. The wine is called DRACULA wine and the label has a picture of fuckin Dracula doing the cape over the lower face move. The bottle of wine has a gorgeous little red satin lined Dracula cape hanging around its neck. Judge not lest ye be judged
I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18
If you put waterfalls in your game and there are no caves behind any of them, your game is instantly worse than it could have been
I don't make the rules
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand
gotta be another way to do this
SUN - NIL.
SEA - NIL.
SEX - NIL.
That's a real shame, won't be able to watch The Mummy the same way again
Ayyyyy we're going back to da Supabowl 🤌🤌🤌🤌
No. Bring back Murder, She Wrote.
Getting hit by a limo on purpose trying to sue a rich guy, but a bunch of crying high schoolers on their way to prom get out
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is that we are trapped in hell.
Goro please! I just want a quiet drink
This is the exact same Guy you could find 2,000 years ago as a Roman senator gleefully listing the number of Germani slain and sold into slavery, 900 years ago exulting in the sack of Jerusalem, or 100 years ago celebrating 500 yards taken on the Western Front. Timeless chickenhawk scum.
Morrissey’s Fridge Morrissey was filled with sudden self-doubt, as he shut his fridge door – did the light never go out? Brian Bilston
Here’s a short poem called ‘Morrissey’s Fridge’.
One of the sad things about AI is that badly drawn photoshop was so much funnier
I have the exact same regret every day; that I didn't bring my Switch 2 to work to play Yakuza while no one was watching
Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
After seeing hundreds of Tiktoks of Peter Capaldi singing Friday I'm in Love I really hope he announces an Irish show.
imagine if Europe was capable of condemning the US and Israel too
You should have to log 10,000 hours posting in the pretend internet simulator before you are allowed to go on the real internet. It’s the only safe way.
Screenshot from pokemon firered leafgreen game where you use four words from a list to write your trainer profile I have used the words BALL POKEMON SADLY ABSENT
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
I love that Pokémon Winds & Waves follows the most important rule for the Starters: 2 cute ones and an absolute freak
My girlfriend has never met some of my best friends so it’s very possible Hillary Clinton never knew Epstein
Multiple societies in the past all separately came to the conclusion that charging interest on a loan was morally wrong, sinful, or even illegal. Punishable by death in some cases. Yet now we've done a complete 180 and decided it's the glue that holds the world together.
