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Exmos IYKYK

OMG how embarrassing

Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.

So do something. I'm tired of you all and your strongly worded statements. All I can do is panic and try to keep my kid from spiraling into despair. You can actually do something.

DO. SOMETHING.

Probably gets up on open mic Sunday and cries about how much he loved the people on his mission because they were so humble and welcoming.

As pointed out by a mutual, this guy is Mormon, and the Mormon church could stop this with a single phone call.

Probably went on a mission and feels really self-righteous about "serving" the "less fortunate."

I was daydreaming just yesterday about a mini Roomba for tight spaces that could clean my bathroom floor.
A shower robot would be heaven, but I'd settle for something that could get the floor around the toilet.

Isn't this rotten turnip supposed to be a doctor? And he's using his platform to say, "hey don't drink, but it's probably good for you"?
Guess they're really worried about GenZ's lack of alcoholism.

KSL please stop normalizing this colonial nonsense. We can't just ACQUIRE Greenland what is WRONG with you.

I want to see how we react when Mexico starts talking about acquiring Texas or California. Clearly Mexico needs CA for national security, Texas for oil. See how it works?

"It's just the flu."

Yes. I'll happily take on Mexican citizenship.

It's always the men that romanticize the tedium and exhaustion of household management with small children.

The fighting pants, though.

One time I was stopped near (too near) the railroad tracks waiting for the Union Pacific to pass. The noise and vibration from the engines when they finally came into the intersection shook me to my core and left 16yo me shaken.

I imagine our littles feel that every day.

Srsly?

So disappointing.

Spicy eels.

But all those cognitive decline evals and MRIs are expensive!

I just *HAVE* to stay in order to _____.

No you don't. Will you be less aware of everything happening in your city/community? Maybe, but there's probably an email list you can sign up for. Less convenient? Maybe. Worth not supporting fascism? Absolutely.

Wow. I want to go somewhere now just so I can stay at the Hilton.

Diabolical.

Thinking of the cars that drove into this bike lane all dinged and scratched up just makes me sick to my stomach. Won't someone think of the cars?

I tell people "Don't look up any gifs before watching the movie" because the hump and the bouncy bounce of the head OMG I can't BREATHE.

I tell people about this masterpiece all the time, but I implore you to change your thumbnail bc the reveal of the velocipastor in all it's rubber-suited glory is one of the best moments of the movie.

I like that idea. Maybe put it away in a special room in the house with a giant ass cabinet stuffed to the gills with discs and manuals. Bonus points if the room smells funny.

Ladies and gentlemen: MAGA America.

You love to see it.

I wish we had more of these and fewer of the weak ass plastic kind. Driving into a place that's not meant for driving should have real consequences.

#teambollard

Was it a self driving car? The child was hit by a DRIVER.

Void, these headlines.

And Tiny Tim, who did not fear,
Tim faced his fear.
He permitted it to pass over him and through him
And when it had past, he turned the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear had gone there was nothing.
Only Tim remained.

Oh so fake medicine?

I'd remember if I got a raise