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Speed is better than Die Hard. Artist. Portland born and raised. New Orleans living.

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Where is Bam's "Sorry, Kobe Stans" patch?

13.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the White House wants to use videos of players to symbolize the murder of innocent people they should just stock up on highlights of Draymond kicking dude's in the nuts. He's pretty sympathetic to Bibi's cause.

12.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the gators rise up and wreck the dorks who try to hunt them. Let my homies live.

12.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me after my 9th shot of espolon blanco at the bar holding court at ring game.

12.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A billionaire backing a republican? I am shocked by this.

12.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The 3 hottest teams in the West right now are the Thunder (9-1 in L10), Spurs (9-1 in L10), and....

THE PELICANS (7-3 in L10)

12.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blazers are likely going to finish 10th, but mainly because the Grizzlies and Mavs purposely punted on their seasons a few months ago.

12.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting. Well the good news for people like us is that if he makes any major moves, it wil likely have to involve shipping out Deni.

12.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Against a team who needed a W and who is good on the road.

12.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zion: still freakishly athletic and fun!

12.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Texted this to the group 20 minutes ago.

12.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Pelicans look like a competent NBA team. No wonder what a legit NBA starting PG will do for ya.

12.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t follow hockey that closely. What was the equivalent of bringing in a Giannis type player that he did when he took over the hockey team?

12.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is huge in Europe.

This is the way.

11.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if Giannis and his people say, "it will be a 1 year rental. I am not re-signing there"?

11.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wild stat according to CTG.

There are 22 different 5 man rotations in the NBA that have played a minimum of 350 possessions thus far this season.

The best 5 man lineup in terms of point differential at +28.6 is...

The Hawks!

CJ
NAW
Dyson
Jalen Johnson
Okongwu

Pels Legends!

11.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: no

11.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To the person who bet me $100 a month and a half ago that the Lakers would fall below the Blazers in the standings, you can donate that money in my name to this org

www.nowcrj.org

11.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Warriors going to lose in OT.

Blown opportunity for the Blazers to close the gap between the 9th and 10th seed.

This season has been so unfulfilling

11.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blazers are about to blow this game and the 9 seed Warriors are going to OT.

Stinky.

11.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

They should give coaches unlimited challenges in the last 2 minutes of games. This is fun.

11.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Dame joining Lamar and Calabro to start the second half. When do they ask Dame about Bam?

11.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How could I also forget my guy as honorable mention?

11.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Kyrie

and then right there with Bam are guys like

Evan Mobley
Ja
Chet
CJ
Scottie Barnes

11.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my God they announced it like when John Lennon got shot during Monday Night Football

11.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 567 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Dame Lillard

That is 40

(I am sure I missed a few)

11.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brandon Miller
Norm Powell
Paolo
Franz
Bane
Trae
AD
Cooper Flagg
KD
Wemby
Fox

11.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OK. So 83 Points. Current NBA players (even if they're currently injured) before I get to Bam. Let's go.

Jaylen Brown
Tatum
MPJ
Brunson
Kat
Embiid
Maxey
Mitchell
Cade
Hali
Giannis
Jokic
Murray
Ant
Shai
J-Dub
Deni
Lauri
JJJ
Steph
Kawhi
Luka
Reaves
Lebron?
Booker
DeRozan
LaVine
Jalen Johnson
LaMelo
1

11.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0