Dark Hammer

When I look at those shells, I just see crazy math at work.

Damn, The Hobbit really hurt him.

Not enough folks understand the ‘manufactured’ part of the consent.

Does the tut n chuck come immediately after the mist n twist? If so, I don’t think you got a fair shake. Then again a shake wouldn’t have done much either.

The TVs at Walmart are free.
The only thing prohibiting you from taking a new flat screen home to the family is asset protection grabbin’ and wrastlin’ it away from you. The TVs are free should they not do that.

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I done said the fuck word in space and the sheriffs can’t do a damn thing about it.

Walked right into their monthly meeting. Bad luck.

Hey, western liberals, who love imperialism, despite pretending to support all anti imperialist resistance movements in hollywood movies,

Iran is literally the Fremen. The United States of America and israel are the bloodthirsty invading Harkonnens looking for spice. Y'all love the Harkonnens.

Hey it’s better than losing to one. He was gonna make a joke either way.

Said this into a mirror and created a stupid wormhole.

We also added another lane to the 405, finally putting an end to the 5 O’clock rush.

I keep that thang on me

I have some lifelike robo puppies and geode mugs I’d like to sell you, John.

You’re spoiling them rotten!

If Ned Fulmer learns to catch tomatoes with his mouth, he’ll be fed for life.

We both had to be woken up by the teenagers who work there once the ‘created experience’ was over. Worst nap I’ve ever had. Vivid nightmares through the whole thing and I didn’t get to finish my beans and the boy was upset he had to sweep up beans. I never found that spoon. 7/10 experience. (2/2)

I brought a can of Bush’s beans with the pork and molasses in it and one of my kitchen spoons to the Melania showing I snuck into. Me and the one other guy in the theatre took our socks off and put our feet up on the seat in front of us. (1/2)

Braze spam on the Xbox app.

Hey, Xbox. Just wanted to ask.. Can I fucking help you?? I’m still getting these messages as I type this. I’ll be turning off notifications after I post this.

Sleep is for the catless.

Shit’s going down!

Sometimes I feel bad about myself..

Then I remember I’m doing my job better than the United States Attorney General is doing hers.

That knowledge doesn’t put any extra money in my pocket, but it still feels good.

Japanese version of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Hype.

The absolutely biggest

🅵🆄🅲🅺 👏 🆈🅾🆄 👏

to everyone who said we were overreacting in 2016 and to those defending and excusing what is happening now.
Whether it be out of fear or approval, I don’t care.

You are going to hell if such a place exists.

Sadboy Creamery Cinnamon Roll Centers Ice Cream.

Sadboy Creamery does not fuck around.

The aforementioned ceramic horse, but now glazed and fired. Colors are a bit more vibrant. It looks pretty good on my work desk.

It turned out pretty good, I’d say!

It would’ve been easier to just drive a screw into it. I look exactly like Dave when trying to use a hammer.

A ceramic horse, painted to resemble Epona.

Date day. Can’t wait to see it glazed and fired.

flutesandpoems says: We DESERVE a day that starts with Dick Cheney dying and ends with Mamdani elected mayor of america.

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped