she's on my left thigh. I decided to see what she would do if I did a leg stretch and raised her up in the air. the answer: absolutely nothing. she hung on for the ride, didn't change position in any way, and is still laying on me. unbothered
the cat has been laying on me in one position for way too long and it kinda hurts and she feels like she weighs 35lbs and i can't stretch my legs or wiggle around properly. I love cat attention but I still have adhd and I need this thing to move her tiny ass someday
I'm on govt assistance, so if I don't file they yell at me lol. plus I'm the working poor (in canada), so I've never owed anything
did my taxes today like a respectable member of society, and I'm getting enough back to buy my silly little ebike 🥹
don't worry the guy who launched it was shaking his head the whole time to indicate he didn't approve
yeah I mean I can suspend disbelief for a lot of things, but rachel weisz is truly one of the hottest women I've ever seen. I've got a great sex life, and I'm not fit to lick her shoe
she'd have to be socially repellant and also like stinky for her to have a difficult time fuckin
a close up picture of my face, in which I have no top lip at all, my brows are furrowed, and my eyes are pointed in different directions
I've been laughing at this picture of myself for like 5 minutes guys
dude it was so good lol
they were shaking their head the whole time, it's kosher
it's actually the only body part that doesn't transform, so if you look close there's a little average sized human penis hanging off like a skin tag
a picture of eren yeager as a titan. he is very muscled
shame about his penis though
been watching attack on titan. my favourite is the Cumgutters Titan
When you publish “both sides” of a debate on the human rights of victims—between their abusers who insist on the necessity of their abuse, and hypocrites who halfheartedly accept human rights are debatable, you let hypocrites and abusers have a side, and thus have consented to abuse by the powerful.
oh there's eggs in there too
a picture of the aforementioned breakfast nachos
bf made us "breakfast nachos," which is toaster waffles, fried bell peppers, ground sausage, lactose free cheddar cheese, hot salsa, lactose free sour cream, and green onions 👍
and folks, this slop is delicious
I say that about every man (except morrissey)
it came on at the bar tonight and I accidentally rapped a full bar at a regular while making some embarrassing hand gestures. then told them I had it on cassette when I was a kid, because I didn't seem old enough already
you're insufferable, god forbid somebody have a static work schedule
BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.
This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.
(🎥 Vahid Online)
? you realise there are actual leftists, like anarchists and communists and shit, in the us, right? I'm not american but acting like every single american is a barely sentient, mouth breathing, partisan dick is fuckin stupid
The skyline of Tehran has a small shaft of light to the west. But the rest is darkness, shrouded in black cloud from burning oil depots and refineries
Daybreak brings only more night in Tehran. A city blackened by burning oil.
Hospitals, schools, aid centres, freshwater desalination plants and now fuel storage depots.
These are all the sites you would target if your wish was to perpetuate a genocide.
(📸 Al Jazeera)
NEW: Watch this report just in from CNN’s Frederik Pleitgen. It is raining oil in Tehran this morning.
A city of 10 million is being actively poisoned.
(🎥 CNN)
"hungry eyes" no. hungry nose
by that I mean I can never remember his wife or kids names but we commiserate and help each other at work all the time, and have for like an aggregate 2.5 years. we are socially polar opposites but we joke around when we're both forced to be in the same location
there's a guy who looks like that in town here that everyone calls No Nose Carl. because his name is carl and he has no nose
the concept of a "comedown" is a lie invented to make you have LESS GAY SEX. feeling bad? what you need is MORE DRUGS. grow a pair and rack up a line.
he's a silly little guy. like 5'0 in shoes, bald, christian pastor and father of 2. his english isn't amazing but we chat fairly easily (with a bit of google translate here and there). we've worked together for a long time (two different jobs) so we're good chums. he's a sweetheart
my tiny colombian immigrant cook friend at work that sometimes helps us with basic bar back things if we're busy (dishes, getting more ice from the machine, etc) keeps rubbernecking and running into the back, then laughing a bunch anytime we yell for "ice"
most found out about the Nazi atrocities at the camps after the war was ending; people hated the Nazis but didn't even realize HOW inhuman they were being, retroactively ashamed for tryin to stay out of the war to defeat them
this is being reported on in the present and people still support the GOP
