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Which is really saying something!

Better to be known for moose than for the Komatsu D355A bulldozer

The subreddit for the school where I teach has a constant stream of complaints from students about getting parking tickets for doing things like not having a parking permit, parking in a lot they’re not permitted for, not having a front license plate (illegal in this state) and so on

Dark horse candidate: he brings back the hyperloop idea for one last mission

Saudi Arabia has a population of about 35 million people, if each of them carries a gallon jug of crude oil across the desert from the Persian Gulf down to Jeddah they could more or less fill up one big oil tanker

Hey grok how many truckloads of oil are there in a tanker

Death recorded

Screenshot from the Itchy & Scratchy Land episode of the Simpsons with a helicopter pilot saying, “Huh. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.”

personsonable me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day

A mushroom. Obviously.

A cyber truck with a gold textured wrap

Jesus Christ dude

I teach college seniors and it’s an issue there as well

I’m glad you only had the job briefly (as long as you then got a better one, that is)

Same

“prove it”

a man is sitting in a chair with the words `` leave no doubt '' written on the screen behind him . ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with the words `` leave no doubt '' written on the screen behind him .

When’s the last time you ever even heard the name of a competitor parrafin film company? Exactly.

Every LMS is awful in its own special way, they’re like infuriating snowflakes

My Canvas dashboard; none of the links to any of my course websites are loading so I can’t do the work I need to get done in the next 43 minutes before lab starts

Love to use Canvas, the LMS that definitely works all the time and never inexplicably refuses to show me the course sites for any of the classes I’m teaching

"My teacher says my writing sounds like AI, but I didn't use AI, I just used Grammarly!"

Burn that company to the fucking ground.

"No other companies can yet do this, including us, which is the only thing this statement actually makes clear"

All computer-related "advances" should have stopped with Windows 98

Why read many words when few words do trick?

The shades of pink were what got me too, I was fine with the greens and blues

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

What's My JND? 0.0085
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

This kind of stuff is the best argument against flipping the internet’s huge power switch to the “off” position

Google image search results for “Marco Rubio”. How did I never notice how huge his ears are before now?

Fact Check: true ✅

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Not usually

That P better stand for piss

I don’t think that’s correct!