Lil Big Dog

See: "The Gulf War Did Not Take Place" by Jean Baudrillard (1991).

What are we talking about here so I can properly direct my outrage?

JFC. I didn't know that one. My wife and I were just talking about how comprehensively horrible Larry Summers is.

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This heavy:

I play a paladin in D&D and wear chain mail. It's more comfortable than you might think!

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A real star.

Don't stare at the sun!

Dope

B-17 Bomber, Mattel Intellivision

It's a point if pride that I have never seen "Two girls, one cup," and I hope to go my grave having not seen it. I haven't told that to my friends, because someone will sneak me a seemingly innocuous link a la Rickrolling.

Just don't put your lips on the barrel. It's hot!

That's the horse I lease and ride once a week. Our horse's name is Hunter. He's a Good Boy.

Screenshot of an archived tweet from Donald J. Trump dated October 9, 2012. The tweet claims that President Obama might launch military strikes in Libya or Iran due to falling poll numbers and describes him as desperate. The image shows the tweet in the older Twitter Web Client interface, with the timestamp visible at the bottom.

There’s always a tweet.

"We will be the judge of the Game of the Year!" <Unemployed ex-KGB officer yelling at his phone>

I went for a ride with my daughter this afternoon. It was cold, but it was swell riding big boy, Chiron.

I think it was 90 or 91. I followed you because of your writing, but your name was familiar. Did you live in Monroe Hill?

The Delta of Venus

In this economy!

Cartoon bird roasting a marshmallow Life is like roasting a marshmallow. It takes time and patience. You have to Keep it moving, so it cooks evenly. F*Ck%NG $H*t!

Good morning, kids.
Be safe out there. 🥰

Manatees in the elevator
Manatees driving Fiats
Manatees playing pickup basketball

That always happens! I bet you had a good discussion of why it was bad though.

If you could spread the word, that would be swell.

For the new year, I want to bring back the expression "swell." It can be used both unironically and ironically--ideally in no less than a 9:1 ratio.

Just do this for me people. Try using it in a sentence!

For the new year, I want to bring back the expression "swell." It can be used both unironically and ironically--ideally in no less than a 9:1 ratio.

Just do this for me people. Try using it in a sentence!

This is too much pressure.

LOL. Check on your library networks' video collection. Mine has TONS of stuff, even 4K Blu-rays.

Rorty was right about so much. Do you take classes with him at UVa? I was in Hegel to Derrida.

The Panasonic DP-UB820 (or the 420 if you don't have a TV with DolbyVision) are the way to go.

That shit is Iowan af.