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@sketchycharacter

Uptight, middle-aged suburban white chick for peace, love, and understanding. Bleeds madras. Sardonically and sartorially irreverent. Closeted wannabe standup. Word puzzle addict, artist/painter, Nantucket basketmaker, Boston-area realtor, landlord.

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They're saying he asked them their shoe size - and I think they lied to seem like "bigger" men. And now they have to wear the shoes. Seems like there's a parable in here somewhere.

11.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting to suspect they thought Jesus would appear and just take it from here . . . but, ruh roh!

11.03.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because Jesus is coming?

I think that's their plan.

11.03.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Jesus, clean up in aisle 6."

11.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just speculating that our public ed system could use a boost so kids have insight into the way money works in our country. We used to have high school classes called "Consumer Economics" where you'd learn budgeting, all about loans, interest, informed spending. You know, creating little capitalists?

11.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Posted on BLUE-'SKI' ?!?!

10.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plus รงa change . . .

10.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Why the long face?"
"The better to drink you with, My Dear!"

10.03.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Timothee can only hope to be as handsome as Bernie when he gets to 80. Pretty young actor boys never age well. That's why he needs access to the Kardashian cosmetic surgery pipeline industrial megacomplex.

10.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<me starting a balaclava business>

10.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw a documentary about women in the lefty Vietnam Era protest movement. The men would sit around philosophizing, planning, and the women were relegated to fetching them coffee and were expected to be available for sex. It pissed the women off so much that they started the women's rights movement.

10.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure, but also . . . Some prostitutes are male.

10.03.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The lawn needs mowed." "Your hair needs cut." (More from central PA)

10.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else think the Rs are Irish Goodbyeing their way out of having to deal with Trump? Slow attrition, then Dems will have to do the dirty work? Might be the safest way to proceed?

10.03.2026 04:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In our house, we call that crisper drawer "THE ROTTER."

10.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's running for president.

10.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In '95 I worked in Paris. The OJ trial was on. Coworkers gave me crap about our death penalty & bragged France was better bc no death penalty. Then they caught the young guy in charge of the Metro terror attacks, & played him being shot, like this image, but 360ยฐ soldiers, on a loop on tv. No trial!

10.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, this is a CEO management strategy from the 90s. STEP ONE: Tell one person one thing. Tell another something else, etc. Pretty soon, you, the CEO, are the only one who knows the actual plan. STEP TWO: Sit back at the top of the heap and watch everyone below you gossip and argue.

09.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 weeks.

09.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Distant relative did margarine, or as she called it, Oleo, or "Olie." Never ever could have enough.

09.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My great-gran hoarded pantyhose. They found about 1,000 pairs when she died. They meant so much to her that she would tip people and say, "Here, go buy yourself a nice pair of stockings."

09.03.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, those dark clouds should help cool the planet for a little while, right?

09.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out they were doing it to a lot of the top women employees and it ended up in a huge gender discrimination class action lawsuit.

09.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My nan was 13, ~1926 & working the register at her Aunt Sadie's corner store in the Kensington sect of Philadelphia. It got raided & she got arrested. She told me she never knew "they were making bathtub gin" & selling it out the back door! I was like, "Ew, who would drink anything from a bathtub?!

09.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile at the top, at places like elder care companies, they're grifting off of Medicare and Medicaid. Or others are getting big loans with falsified documents, or bailouts or whatever they can get away with. But for $17 an hour, don't scratch your behind or they'll have a screenshot of it.

09.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No more vacay until I returned the time I "missed." I worked min 50 hr wks, just not the way their software saw it. Got forced out.

09.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was a pharma rep & 25 yrs ago I had my route down to a science, organized & always top 10%. Did a day's route in 2 hrs & the rest of the work at home. Got accused of not working a full day bc not 8 hrs in the field.

09.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's possible to just start using they for everyone in everday conversation and see where it leads . . .

09.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we've learned anything from the Epsteiners running the world, they profit from chaos and war - chaos and war they incite. This is their masterwork unfolding. THINK BIGGER. DO MORE. TRY HARDER. Because they do, and they're a mile ahead of any legislative solution.

09.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who is modeling the correct behavior? We need viral videos of effective responses so people know what to do. Men? Please step up.

09.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0