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Someone sending me a product to be fixed that's so cheap he might as well have just bought a new one.

14.01.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I lived in Chicago I would volunteer to ensure this law was never broken

12.01.2026 05:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have been wanting to escape car life for a while... Getting my car stolen is not how I wanted to achieve said car free status...

11.01.2026 17:51 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Reading this skeet makes me grateful I'm not an audiophile, lmao

09.01.2026 19:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every company is seeing how the US is turning authoritarian and afraid of the right coming at them for "pushing a woke agenda" and "censoring" people

06.01.2026 22:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The analysis is so far off with its starting principles idk where you even start...

06.01.2026 21:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so now's probably a bad time to drop my animal crossing mod where tom nook does coke off a stripper's ass

05.01.2026 19:05 👍 492 🔁 107 💬 15 📌 2

really tired of seeing claims that our illegal kidnapping of the Venezuelan president is to "distract" us from the Epstein files. Trump and the men around him have wanted this for a long time. this is a bad thing in its own right, not some attempt to hide from accountability

05.01.2026 03:26 👍 3071 🔁 479 💬 90 📌 23

Regime media

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

04.01.2026 02:09 👍 234 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 0

Enrolling in star fleet bc there are no seasons in space to give me depression

02.01.2026 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Linseed oil and/or a leather conditioner should help soften them up, but it will darken the color of the boot.

Wouldn't surprise me if salt was drying them out.

30.12.2025 22:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Milwaukee is too smaaallllll

Every time I meet someone new I end up finding out they're friends with (or dated) someone I know.

Chicago is so much more freeing

30.12.2025 19:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love it when my boss let's me have a drink while working late

30.12.2025 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Moving to Chicago so that I can stop tucking and have a girl bulge whenever I go out

26.12.2025 14:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She had to go to work like a responsible adult... 😥

26.12.2025 14:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Going back to sleep in my gf's spot on the bed so I can smell her while I fall back asleep 😴💤

26.12.2025 11:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You need one for all of the occasions!

Two collars for everyday wear.

One for formal events.

One for when you wanna be chic and have plausible deniability.

25.12.2025 18:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The union I once had was filled with people mad bc I became a regular employee after a year of 10-14 hr days 6 days a week and they had to do it for like 4 years.

Older union members need to stop dragging new hires through shit bc they got dragged through shit.

24.12.2025 14:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Helping my girlfriend wake up by grinding into her the second her alarm goes off.

24.12.2025 11:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I love this one

24.12.2025 03:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looking to capture one of these for... Reasons...

22.12.2025 05:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay, yeah. I'll accept that as weird then

20.12.2025 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You should recommend good places for walkies for all the new Chicago puppygirls

20.12.2025 16:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a weird dream?

20.12.2025 15:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm not talking about food silly

20.12.2025 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Refusing to satisfy my hunger bc I'm going to be seeing my girlfriend soon and she deserves all the bites.

20.12.2025 04:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Epstein Files, everybody!

19.12.2025 21:13 👍 21031 🔁 5468 💬 997 📌 1050

Watching young YouTube creators doing internet archeology is hilarious bc often times they get simple stuff wrong. They all need a 30-40 yr old millennial that was on the something awful forums to just ask questions of.

19.12.2025 19:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brownies!

19.12.2025 02:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?

ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...

19.12.2025 00:14 👍 1297 🔁 166 💬 249 📌 196