David A. Johnson, Ed.S.

Tweets that don’t age well.

I realized after posting this was badly written - we did both. I would read when I had time and listen while driving or mowing. My daughter was in seventh grade and the science stuff so she read and listened concurrently. Wife and other daughter have neither read nor listened to it hence - not going

This is exactly why my eldest daughter and I will be going to see it in theaters on opening night and my youngest daughter and wife will be staying home. Two of us read the book, two of us did not. 🤣

Always a good day when I’m in a school and get to travel with my favorite co-worker. #TherapyDoodles

And a not small number of people celebrate if. 🤬

You will pay these prices and you will LIKE IT sir.

So much winning I can’t even stand it!

Great Again?

How Kristi Noem Lost Her Job — The Atlantic She probably should have seen Trump’s decision to find a new homeland-security secretary coming.

Long article let me TL;DR it for you: she sucked and was horrible.

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A principal friend today told me their staff describes me as chocolate pudding: when it shows up at first you’re not sure but then you remember you like chocolate pudding because it’s safe, unassuming, dependable, and comfortable. I’m going with it.

A month in, TrumpRx falls short of president’s grand promises — STAT WASHINGTON — President Trump heralded his signature drug discount platform, TrumpRx, as “one of the most transformative health care initiatives of all time.”

Shocked. Stunned by this news. You don’t say?

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Natural compound found in chocolate and coffee is linked to slower aging — Earth.com Eating dark chocolate might be doing more than satisfying your cravings, it may also be slowing how your cells age.

I’m going to live forever.

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But it’s also true! Take advantage of early voting if you have access to it in your state

Today was a day of many firsts for me and all of them were uncomfortable. But tomorrow I’ll wake up and do the things again and keep moving forward.

I’m paying more for groceries that I was a year ago. Gas just spiked a dollar in a day where I live. My power bill is going up and now we’re at war with like half of the world? MAGA is right. This is so much better. 🙄

American schools weren’t broken until Silicon Valley used a lie to convince them they were—now reading and math scores are plummeting — FORTUNE March 1, 2026, 3:01 PM ET The U.S. has spent $30 billion on laptops and tablets in schools, a push that began after the turn of the century. For more than a decade, a trend has emerged in standardized...

I’ve had quite a journey with EdTech myself and primarily landed on “use it when it makes sense but don’t try to use it for everything” apple.news/AH3KZDFYCQ36...

I have two starting drivers training today, and tomorrow I will have two 15-year-olds. I’m not certain how I’m old enough for any of this.

And Republicans were happy with it until the diaper king ascended.

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One of those days that ends in 🫠

The Office is really getting me through this week.

As I assumed, catching the highlights this morning were bad enough. Glad I had a lovely nights sleep and avoided everything until after my morning workout.

If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter C.

First run on the new machine. Nowhere to go but up.

Denmark Rejects Trump’s Plan to Send Hospital Boat to Greenland

“Hey America, your racist paw paw was sundowning again” - first draft of statement from Greenland.
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The other day I saw a video of an historian (maybe?) saying he didn’t understand why billionaires are opposed to being taxed more because “taxation is the compromise.” And that last ~500 years teaches us what happens when that compromise is not struck.

Can’t stop thinking about it.

Again, there is only one choice for Michigan’s open US Senate seat. McMorrow or bust!

I honestly think he’s pissed off because he’s been on Grindr and just found out he can’t get pregnant

I wasn’t very popular in high school but even *I* would have shoved this ass clown into a locker in the school basement.

Finally have a home gym setup

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Here’s a picture of me, holding my breath, waiting for the illegal tariffs to be refunded to the consumers who paid for them.