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rhymes with 'mayhem' // he/they/whatever // occasionally a scrub daddy

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no seriously how did Shane Hollander have sex in these things

08.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm detransitioning hockey skates blow ass dude

08.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad he’s stepping down. Even though the emails in question were strictly about business, why did he send so many of them even after Epstein’s initial conviction and prison sentence

25.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2369 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1

All of the theme park mascots roaming around to take photos with the children would be absolutely terrifying

23.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3

emotional self-regulation is cool and all but have you ever tried having the constitution of a choleric victorian woman? it's a blast

23.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily Toronto sports fans have trained for exactly this scenario.

22.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 410 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 15

how she goes. good playing everyone. hellebuyck and the US team put up one hell of a fight

22.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

on an unrelated note: god tom wilson is fine as hell

22.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky, the canadian sports app

20.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 780 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 26

alright please drink responsibly canada... it's still morning

22.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no one appreciates commitment to a bit like me, but if my upper respiratory infection could pick any time OTHER than 1am to get freaky wit it, that'd be ideal

16.02.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as respectfully as it can be said, nat king cole was a total dilf

09.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of an article from the TTC website. the headline reads "Now Open: Line 5 Eglinton" and has a picture of Line 5 (The Orange Line) below the headline. the article is cut off but starts "Line 5 Eglinton is 19 kilometres of light rail transit connecting customers along Eglinton..."

a screenshot of an article from the TTC website. the headline reads "Now Open: Line 5 Eglinton" and has a picture of Line 5 (The Orange Line) below the headline. the article is cut off but starts "Line 5 Eglinton is 19 kilometres of light rail transit connecting customers along Eglinton..."

merry christmas toronto

09.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you groundhog day for allowing me to say "gobblers knob" at work without getting an HR call

03.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love crave bc it rly is the platform made famous every couple of years by Jacob Tierney just doin his thing

27.01.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.01.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 959 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Solidarity is not surrounding yourself with the desirable aesthetics of diversity. It is treating trans and queer people of color equitably and honoring your obligations even when β€” especially when β€” you are struggling.

20.01.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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@jzweston.bsky.social on guilty pleasures in general and legends of tomorrow in specific

18.01.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll keep it in mind for my next Russian interview haha

15.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can't say I respect the old dude with the boombox playing "Rush" by Troye Sivan but I guess I have to support his journey as a #ally πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ #lovewins

15.01.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i have a quebec-french job interview tomorrow and my brilliant plan was to reacquaint myself with that accent by watching a canadian show with french dubbing.

gotta say: very minimal aerospace terminology in heated rivalry, but I've learned 6 new & exciting ways to call my interviewer an asshole

14.01.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white digital ink illustration on a toned paper background. An homage to the original illustrations by Garth Williams for E. B. White’s book β€˜Charlotte’s Web’. Standing in a wooden doorway to a barn is a contented looking young pig. Across the top hall of the doorway are several spiderwebs that have the words β€˜Maybe it will happen today’ webbed into them. The spider who made them is hanging down on a filament at the pig’s eye level.

A black and white digital ink illustration on a toned paper background. An homage to the original illustrations by Garth Williams for E. B. White’s book β€˜Charlotte’s Web’. Standing in a wooden doorway to a barn is a contented looking young pig. Across the top hall of the doorway are several spiderwebs that have the words β€˜Maybe it will happen today’ webbed into them. The spider who made them is hanging down on a filament at the pig’s eye level.

19.11.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 693 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Second, and probably most importantly, it's tactically wrong. "No point discussing political opposition to fascism, there won't be elections anyway" cedes victory to your enemies. It's defeatism and nihilism.

08.01.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 4974 πŸ” 521 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 29
 A SKALETEN SHAKIN HAND'S WITH A BICYCLE,,, "ALL CARS ARE BASTERDS, STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE, PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO, LEGALIZE LOITERING " - WE MUST NOT LET OUR WORLD BE CONTROLLED BY 3000 POUND MOTERIZED VEHICLES DRIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHIN VIDEOS ON THERE PHONE!!! I MEAN WE ALREADY LET IT HAPPEN BUT WE SHOULD TAKE IT BACK I GUESS,,, IDK OR AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF THEM, YOU SHOULD MAKE FUN OF CAR DRIVER'S AT DA VERY LEAST, THINK ABOUT IN 10,000 YEARS WHAT THERE GONNA BE TALKIN ABOUT ON EARTH AND IF THEY EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WERE DOIN IN 2026 THERE GONNA BE LAUGHING ABOUT HOW WERE ALL DRIVIN INDIVIDUAL CAR'S AROUND, OR MAYBE THELL THINK THAT THE CAR'S WERE RELIGOUS OBJECT'S, THEY WILL SAY WE USED THEM IN DEATH RITUALS, WHICH WOULD ALSO BE RIGHT, MUCH TO THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKALETEN SHAKIN HAND'S WITH A BICYCLE,,, "ALL CARS ARE BASTERDS, STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE, PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO, LEGALIZE LOITERING " - WE MUST NOT LET OUR WORLD BE CONTROLLED BY 3000 POUND MOTERIZED VEHICLES DRIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHIN VIDEOS ON THERE PHONE!!! I MEAN WE ALREADY LET IT HAPPEN BUT WE SHOULD TAKE IT BACK I GUESS,,, IDK OR AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF THEM, YOU SHOULD MAKE FUN OF CAR DRIVER'S AT DA VERY LEAST, THINK ABOUT IN 10,000 YEARS WHAT THERE GONNA BE TALKIN ABOUT ON EARTH AND IF THEY EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WERE DOIN IN 2026 THERE GONNA BE LAUGHING ABOUT HOW WERE ALL DRIVIN INDIVIDUAL CAR'S AROUND, OR MAYBE THELL THINK THAT THE CAR'S WERE RELIGOUS OBJECT'S, THEY WILL SAY WE USED THEM IN DEATH RITUALS, WHICH WOULD ALSO BE RIGHT, MUCH TO THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ACAB - GET SHIRT OF IT AT dashare.zone/products/all... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

09.01.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 629 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 12
Man In Jumpsuit
Casting Call
Project: Untitled Actual Play
Players: 4-6 needed
When: Recording starting April 2026
System: Daggerheart
Apply: https://mij.is/ttrpg

Man In Jumpsuit Casting Call Project: Untitled Actual Play Players: 4-6 needed When: Recording starting April 2026 System: Daggerheart Apply: https://mij.is/ttrpg

I'm accepting submissions until January 23rd. If you have a background in performance, or have previously appeared on an AP or streamed game:

I WANT YOU!
(not in a weird way, don't be gross)

No prior TTRPG experience necessary, but weekly commitment is necessary.

Apply within: mij.is/ttrpg

06.01.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

08.01.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 19746 πŸ” 5299 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 171
sasquatch is walking down a path in the woods carrying a bloodied road sign. a rat watches from a branch. caption reads 'exchanged a moment of hatred with the brigadier general

sasquatch is walking down a path in the woods carrying a bloodied road sign. a rat watches from a branch. caption reads 'exchanged a moment of hatred with the brigadier general

sasquatch diaries Jan 7th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

08.01.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hi everyone, important programming note that on a Google pixel the 🫑 emoji winks so just keep that in mind of you're idk texting your boss or something about a serious issue

30.12.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mask up 😷

28.12.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*CASTING CALL*
Trans/Queer Muslim Voice Actor / Actual Play Artist
Interested? Send Email to the one listed in the post!

28.12.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1