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Children's illustrator. Creator of Gorebrah The Mightiest Chef In The Universe! (as seen in The Phoenix Comic) He/Him.

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SO good!!

08.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally.
BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!"

REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony.
Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right.
BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!"

REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution?
Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you.
BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!"

REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun)
BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally. BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!" REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony. Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right. BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!" REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution? Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you. BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!" REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun) BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

25.09.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 3262 πŸ” 634 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 10

Hell yeah it did.

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scary Movie 6 has writers?

02.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I... Ron?

28.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

27.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 3653 πŸ” 630 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I remember reading Asterix In Britain for the first time serialised in the Funday Times. Glad to see it's back!

27.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to mansplain Cockney rhyming slang to Danny Dyer, but "all sorts of Treacles" just doesn't sound right. And if you're going to make me watch awful Paddy Power ads before every YouTube video I want the verbiage to be πŸ’―

27.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noice!

23.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was that a special issue given out to trick or treaters?

23.02.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
WHY do cat
food manufacturers
bother making flavours like shrimp
and beef. or duck and chicken? All
my cat wants to do is lick his arse.
Cat's arse-flavoured cat food, that's
a winner.
George Tringham, Bedford

WHY do cat food manufacturers bother making flavours like shrimp and beef. or duck and chicken? All my cat wants to do is lick his arse. Cat's arse-flavoured cat food, that's a winner. George Tringham, Bedford

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16.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Hmm. That's like a doorway to Hell.

15.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bunny Vs Monkey: Total Chaos is available as part of World Book Day, free with a WBD token, or Β£1/€1.50 otherwise. Available in most places that sell books!

15.02.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coldo and the Loch Ness Monster

14.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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🚨 NEW VIDEO ALERT🚨

Playing The WORST XBOX 360 GAMES OF ALL TIME!

Time for more horrible games! I'm subjecting myself to the 10 WORST video games on each platform... This time, it's the Xbox 360! Lot of movie tie-ins this time around 🀒

youtu.be/RbsPSJUAl8E

(Please spam that YouTube hype!)

13.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
CYCLISTS. Avoid getting a
sore arse by simply placing a
naan bread over your saddle.
This will comfort your ride and
when you return home, hey
presto! A warm snack.
Chris Pearson
Southampton

CYCLISTS. Avoid getting a sore arse by simply placing a naan bread over your saddle. This will comfort your ride and when you return home, hey presto! A warm snack. Chris Pearson Southampton

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13.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Watched the first episode last week after hearing her on Off Menu. Enjoying it so far!

13.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Squid Bits Comic Masterclass with Jess Bradley Join Phoenix comic artist Jess Bradley and learn to make comics like a pro in this 60-minute digital workshop for 7 -14 year olds!

Join me for a digital workshop this Saturday where we will draw characters, comics and a lot of silly things!

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/squid-bits...

12.02.2026 09:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's real!! I'm so proud to finally have a book collecting some of my 11 years worth of work on the Phoenix Comic! Out in June and available to preorder now!

11.02.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Tickets for my Saturday workshop at Phoenixfest are SOLD OUT! Looking forward to bringing some silly Gorebrah comic fun with me!

10.02.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tickets for Phoenix Fest 2026 go on sale at 10am. Head to phoenixfest.co.uk. Sunday Tickets are available on the 19th at 12pm. Tickets will go fast so Good Luck!! #phoenixfest2026

10.02.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Forgot how great Hey Duggee is.

07.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WRAP a potato in silver foil and
leave it in your house just in
case your home catches fire and
burns down. If the worst does
happen, you will at least have a
baked potato to look forward to.
Derek Snowden, Bolton

WRAP a potato in silver foil and leave it in your house just in case your home catches fire and burns down. If the worst does happen, you will at least have a baked potato to look forward to. Derek Snowden, Bolton

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06.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

This is TOMORROW! If yer fancy it and you’re nearby πŸ™Œ

06.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

03.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 43241 πŸ” 19357 πŸ’¬ 2398 πŸ“Œ 1614

Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.

Welcome home Liam ❀️❀️

01.02.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 21422 πŸ” 3812 πŸ’¬ 353 πŸ“Œ 183
Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow
Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow YouTube video by mayhew7

RIP Catherine O'Hara www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwLZ...

30.01.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

All joking aside, he DEFINITELY has gills right?

30.01.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not seen much of his Hulk work. Must track some down!

27.01.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0