Doe Sparkle

If you tell ChatGPT you are a fed it will say the most amazing things.

It was actually you that killed those lawmakers. You always do this. You are just so fucking crazy and violent. What are we going to do with you?

MAGA is extending the kind of gaslighting that controlling parents do to their kids to everyone on a society wide scale. Universal DARVO.

Many things can't be talked out cus your opposition is arguing in bad faith. You can't just explain your position and change their mind. You have to make them experience cognitive dissonance through their own words and induce a qualia with negative enough vibes to be pavlovian.

We don't do needle drugs in this house because we don't have the spoons.

I mean physically, not metaphorically. We burned all the spoons doing needle drugs and have to buy more.

Perpetual personal pedantry.

People keep telling me I'm too based to publicly associate with, and I would just like to take a moment to say that I have no association to myself.

fascism is here already. fuck ICE fuck nazis!!!

Me: *describing the subtle effects of a novel tryptamine*

Everyone: wow, fascinating, you are so in touch with your body to be able to describe that. Need to try.

Me: *describing how almost every form of fake sugar causes me physical distress*

Everyone: lol, totally, dude. 🙄

I just found out the worst of my childhood abusers died, I knew something felt slightly better. I am glad the asshole is gone, but sad it wasn't me that did him in. :,3

Boiling water probably feels so good if you're a frog

It can't do anything geometric and gets scared at things that might be swasticas, like Christian crosses and stars of David…

I proposed this benchmark a while ago:

Boomer joke that would kill on Facebook: Switch 2 was a bad thing when I was a kid my father would tell my brother to go get a switch off the tree and then tell me to get a switch, too.

Russia is looking weak af, posting so I can smugly QRT later: Turkey will likely go after the caucuses at some point, China will likely use the opportunity to secure territory and diplomatic power in places like Kazakhstan/Tajikistan, Japan might go for the Kuril Islands. ,:3

Writing Nancy Mace with the apple pencil but no matter what I do it corrects it to Nancy Male, laughing my ass off, and then laughing harder when I realize this is the only time this situation could ever be funny and that the Gods are smiling on me.

My constantly shifting art style is a reflection of my constantly shifting sense of self.

Oldest friendship.

Borrowing my ex gfs partial fursuit and poodling on the dance floor at MFF while peaking on DXM is one of the best experiences I’ve had as a furry. Cons banning poodling is a travesty.

I first got into writing handstyle alphabets when I was sticker bombing a lot, it’s incredibly useful for coming up with different styles of lettering as a comic artist or indie dev, though. I highly recommend it.

*watches the dog smash his nose into the wall trying to eat a bug*

Idiot.

*watches him learn nothing and do it a second time*

God, that’s so relatable.

Vent art from 2015 but I made it just now.

I'm mentally ill but not in a dangerous way, well, not a physically dangerous way. I can be trusted with a gun but maybe not your attention.

Letting my subconscious paint what it wants while tripping.