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Yo if Miami (OH) doesn’t get in, fuck the selection committee

12.03.2026 21:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How in the hell did this Fetterfuck make it this far in life?

How did we ever let him claim the left?

Dude is a literal Trumpie double agent.

FUCK. THAT. GUY.

Fartterman’s career is O-V-E-R.

12.03.2026 21:34 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Red. X.

12.03.2026 15:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m seeing a whole lot of “but what about” posts on here today.

We’ve reached the point of fascism (a long time ago, honestly) when things are really bad for a lot of people.

Someone naming how it’s bad for them isn’t taking anything from you. Solidarity with each other is the way out of this.

11.03.2026 18:29 👍 3457 🔁 695 💬 106 📌 33

The military wasn’t designed to save you from its own Dear Leader.

The United States military is the mightiest asskicking force in the history of time.

However, isn’t at all built to be led by a fascist, hate-mongering war troll.

Cut the head off the snake, the rest is useless.

12.03.2026 12:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yo, fuck Chili’s.

Took the wife & kid there a few weeks back.

😑

That place has CHANGED.

They’re so cheap you have to ask for salt and pepper. Not even on the table. Nor is ketchup, mustard, or anything other than the video screen they want you to use to do what I always had to & cash u out

11.03.2026 23:12 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I love the fifth or sixth clip where he’s driving to the rim, gets egregiously and obviously fouled by two Wizards—like grandma saw that shit in section 226 row 38 seat 9, and instantly the entire Washington roster is in disbelief that the whistle blew.

Fuckin’ NBA, man

11.03.2026 15:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who the fuck cares what Trump says or does about Epstein?

He’s a rapist, a liar, a narcissist and a convicted felon with absolutely, positively NO motivating reason to be honest in any ways shape or form.

What he has to say is completely irrelevant.

The victims and witnesses, that’s what matter

11.03.2026 14:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love @katmabu.bsky.social and perhaps am most impressed by her innate ability to wear the clothing of an inmate so dashingly in this thumbnail

10.03.2026 23:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kat Abughazaleh for Congress (IL-9)

50501 Rising Star Kat Abughazaleh for Congress (IL-9)

In the face of major attacks on our democracy, we want to make sure we're uplifting real fighters who are standing up for our rights.

Today, we're focusing on one of our Rising Stars, Kat Abughazaleh, who is running for Congress in IL-9 and has taken the fight directly to ICE.

10.03.2026 23:40 👍 1294 🔁 311 💬 21 📌 9

That T-Shirt that Uncle Rapey McToucheskids is sporting.. 🤦🏻

Let’s fix it:

Straight? ❌
(He watches girls in his kiddie porn so he’s not “gay”)

White? ❌
(It’s 2026, are you fucking serious?)

Republican? ✅
(Made obvious by beliefs printed poorly on shirt)

Male? ❌
(My wife could kick his ass)

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

He accomplishes that every day before getting out of bed, yes

10.03.2026 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I heard the audio. He said it.
Lord. What have y'all done.

10.03.2026 00:41 👍 18651 🔁 5974 💬 1879 📌 836
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I mean..

Are any of us actually fucking surprised?

Full Presidential pardon for this douche canoe and just look at all he did with it

08.03.2026 17:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fox News and the GOP built this

08.03.2026 14:13 👍 385 🔁 136 💬 17 📌 3

I’m just curious if any of the disgusting juvenile delinquents making the ridiculous war glorification videos for the White House ever served in combat. Or even served in the military at all.

08.03.2026 12:06 👍 9966 🔁 1964 💬 765 📌 117

Electing Donald Trump to a second term post-insurrection and hoping he fixes prices, saves the world and makes things better is akin to handing a random toddler a loaded gun with the safety off every day for four years and hoping nothing bad happens

08.03.2026 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right? The fucking prepaid SCOTUS card in his wallet says he has immunity and he’d just pardon himself anyway.

The only crime that could even stick would have to be a state charge. He has ultimate jurisdiction on anything federal.

What a fucking shit show.

Akin to handing a toddler a loaded gun

08.03.2026 16:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How desensitized has our society become?

Throwing around a number like $50 BILLION for an illegal war that’ll spike inflation.

I mean, this “President” and his banana cabinet want us eating liver, ever so gratefully poor while they drop $800,000 bombs on schoolgirls and lie about it. Fuck this.

08.03.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Can’t pay for snap benefits, ACA subsidies, student debt, killing jobs, won’t scrap the cap on social security, but we can give trillions in tax breaks to billionaires and now take $50 billion for a war only trump wanted to wage. And for what purpose other than to distract from the Epstein files!

08.03.2026 14:34 👍 79 🔁 48 💬 9 📌 1

Oh, that son of a bitch isn’t allowed on the property

07.03.2026 17:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

America, this is a President.

You know, they have an entire area of the Center dedicated to elevating black businesses.

Obama’s building(s) are useful, efficient, amazing works of architecture.

Trump…

Well.. that jackass builds monuments to himself and literally stole the Kennedy Center. Hmm.

07.03.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blackmailed, bribed, extorted, strongarmed & therein corrupted.

Who the fuck cares how they got to where they’re at?

They don’t get a pass, and the day we stop demanding they do their fucking jobs is the day our democracy dies.

Republicans have FUBAR’d the USA. Unreal.

Let THAT sink in.

07.03.2026 15:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@katmabu.bsky.social is literally the definition of what a Dem should be in 2026.

Energy ✅
Fight ✅
Integrity ✅
Fresh ideas ✅
COURAGE ✅
Insane last name ✅ ✅ ✅

07.03.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23 year old Ruben Ray Martinez’s last words? “I’m sorry sir”.

ICE shot him 3 times and killed him.

Renee Good’s last words? “It’s ok I’m not mad”.

Alex Pretti’s last words? “Are you ok?”

These are the people DHS calls domestic terrorists. Threats. Aggressors.

Abolish ICE

07.03.2026 09:15 👍 4308 🔁 1821 💬 92 📌 51

No, Ron, no it’s not.

It isn’t shocking at all.

The far right controls 80% of legacy media, nearly all of socials and the FCC neuters actual news.

We’re in a nation “led” by an obviously racist, 34-time convicted felon who hates this country and only wants to burn the establishment to the ground

06.03.2026 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 07:52 👍 14460 🔁 4649 💬 655 📌 250

But wait, according to Dear Leader our economy is booming… 🙄

06.03.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay so whoever said AI is completely awful never saw this vid

06.03.2026 05:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They said to an account based on a Trump-hating talking toilet

06.03.2026 03:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0