Tenacious B.G. aka Nick Furry

As always, Spotty Kitty's Bracket Manifesto is a MUST READ for new #2026MMM players.

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It's time to get things ready for the 2026 additions to Decamp Champ Island's population.

Who will be joining us this year? What new supplies will I buy from @figzet.bsky.social? Will anyone defeat me at tether ball?

You'll have to follow @mmmletsgo.bsky.social to find out! #2026MMM

But first...

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Gotta keep the carnivores from eating their neighbors. Can you imagine the feast Harpy Eagle (aka Mothman Chicken) would have with so many primates visiting this year?
#2025MMM

That's okay, Mr. Murdermittens. We don't allow thievery on Decamp Champ Island! We have tons of bloody organs, no energy effort required. Plus, there are enough activities to keep your mind active & your muscles lean & strong.

#2025MMM

Yikes! Hear me out, Polar Bears.

Pick-up tetherball... Winner gets the right to woo the female. You'll keep your teefies, which means you'll have a beautiful smile to dazzle her with.

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It's a very good word! #2025MMM

"SPRING-POUNCE" is also my favorite mode of attack. Alas, spicy-feathered demon birbs are not susceptible to such. #2024MMM

Welcome to Decamp Champ Island, Gelada! Dry off with one of our floofiest towels & warm up with a hot beverage. We'll swap falling out of tree stories until we can arrange your reunion with your band. #2025MMM

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"Not in the face! Not in the face!"
~ Arthur Everest & probably this Gelada

If Puma wants to snack on a DOGE employee, I think we would all look the other way. #2025MMM

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But... but... I had just alerted the medical unit & collected all the aloe... #2025MMM

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No one on Decamp Champ Island can spell anyway.

Welcome, Addax! We have a nice, relaxing spa package ready to soothe your frayed nerves. #2025MMM

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"felid's scent" .... translation: kitty stank #2025MMM

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#2025MMM

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Don't we all? #2025MMM

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Stoooopid humans. #2025MMM

Welcome, Seal! Don't let the island locale fool you. Decamp Champ Island has plenty of freshwater lakes! And nets are strictly forbidden anywhere other than the bad mitten court! #2025MMM

All medical care is included in her stay! She will get to rest poolside, where the only bear claws to fear are the kind with almond paste. #2025MMM

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Excuse me, Mr. Langur. Would you mind bunking with Mr. Capuchin until your respective conspecifics arrive? It's just that Ms. Mothman Chicken looks a little too excited to see you. #2025MMM

<Checks guest registry for other Capuchins>
Don't worry. We can help reunite you with your group if you don't want to stay with us on Decamp Champ Island. ... and we'll have security keep an eye on Harpy Eagle until then. #2025MMM

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In accordance with the teachings of Saint Douglas, we have plenty of towels, spotty friend! Welcome to Decamp Champ Island. We look forward to many handstands.

Well done, Cloud Rat! We have many trees to climb on Decamp Champ Island. Perhaps you would like to join the payroll as a tetherball referee. #2025MMM

Universal advice! #2025MMM

I would like to purchase eleventy million stickers of this illustration please. #2025MMM

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Stoopid humans! The only things worse than a human are spicy demon birbs & mothman chicken. #2025MMM

Welcome, Sir Monotreme! We have many slimy yet satisfying selections on the buffet! #2025MMM #DecampChampIsland

Watch out for spicy demon birbs! #2025MMM

Gesundheit, Seal friend! #2025MMM