LurkyMcLurk

These little shits can’t even rent cars but are responsible for unspeakable levels of preventable deaths.

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This is a society! Ulta *wants* you to do this!

Love this for them!!

It turns out Dubya was the Dril drunk driving tweet at a global scale

I wish that guy a very get fucked and die

This guy is more effective anti drug warning than any of those DARE ads

“I just loved being a messy bitch”

Well this is really messy, what’s the problem lady!

As crucial a part of DC soccer coverage as anyone has been in my lifetime

Teamwork!

Why do we not simply drink the oil and then pee pee it into our car so it can go vroom vroom???

Shhh, don’t share our secret trick!

Now this is the kind of thinking we need

AC is the greatest columnist of all time, and we are blessed to share that planet with him

Feeling affirmed/attacked by this

They were too cool to live

Best live band around

Literally called his own number one pick a f____

“He sleeps thru the night now!” Enjoy it, you’re getting maybe a week of that tops

Well he should blame the GM who set the team in such bad shape ……..

Thinking about MJ’s “glorious” run on the wizards and dying a little more inside all over again

Gonna put some new Cool “Disco” Dan graffiti up around the red line to remind kids of our great history

This album accomplished evening Steve Albini aspired to. It really does feel like we’re in a rooming house on Venice beach

This rules, I love mess so much

I will just say that these can be tied to bonuses for folks doing the work, fuck companies I know, but if you can just give 5 stars sometimes it helps

We will never and have never learned shit, that’s a damn promise

Let’s fuckin gooooooooo

Still works

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I hate to hand it to nerd boy …. But okay this one time