I feel like the best 13 seconds in all of music history needs to be shared on here.
07.12.2024 15:49
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I feel like the best 13 seconds in all of music history needs to be shared on here.
If I ever dated a man he'd have to look like Bob Belcher (except Black). Please understand that I am not joking. The fatter & hairier the better. Honestly I'd also accept a woman or non-binary person that fits this description.
Just had a memory of when we'd be stopped at a stop light & one of the cars was playing a song we liked so we switched radio stations until we found it.
What happened to fruitopia??
Got Applebee's bc it was doing a fundraiser with a local low-income pre-k I used to volunteer at it was DISGUSTING. Worst food I've had in a while. I got the 4 cheese Mac & cheese it was just oil. It was supposed to have spicy honey chicken it was just sweet. And they didn't did send breadsticks
White people on TT: people keep calling my hometown a sundown town but I've never experienced that. I've never seen that happen everyone here is so nice.
Saw a TT of Dr Umar saying that everytime a baby is born we have to realize that they could be a coon. I'm 1000% honest when I say this is legit a reason I don't want kids. Bc what if I carry them for 40wks push them out my vagina & they turn out to be a coon?
It has been harder to concentrate today than it was yesterday. My brain does not want to do ANYTHING today.
I need someone to do this to my back
I feel like more things should have Black olives. Same for Kalamata olives. But NOT the green ones they belong in the pits of hell.
There was no sex scenes until recently. Bc EYE have been reading romance since the 00s including ones written in the 70-90s and the vast majority had sex scenes. They weren't always as detailed as they are now but they were there.
Someone on TT said "the only reason that movie has a sex scene is bc they don't know how to write intimacy without sex anymore" & tell me why there are MULTIPLE people in the replies talking about "same with romance novels". I am going to SCREAM. What romance have these people been reading where
I fixing to some of the most lazy shit I ever done in my life. I should be ashamed of myself but I'mma do it anyway.
Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all through the house were racist comments about their Black son in law coming to visit for dinner. Little did they know his car was prepped and ready for his dinner for one.
In another episode of why the FUCK are animals so big. Did y'all know walruses grow to 12ft long. I thought they were like 6ft long. I HATE this.
Someone on TT was talking about getting fucked so hard their SEW-IN fell out. I don't have sex but that feels excessive.
My 11yo nephew had had 2 separate friends named Gerald. I the year 2024.
I think y'all should applaud my extreme strength in not talking shit about Taylor Swift these past few days. She better be glad that lady is on probation & I don't wanna make it seem like I'm defending her. But I have been enjoying the slander. It warms the cockles of my heart.
Nothing frustrates me more than "American cheese is not real cheese" it quite literally is. It is literally just cheese with added salts to make it melt better & more shelf stable. You can literally make it in your house. You don't have to like it but please.
2yo nephew: where's [his dad's nickname]??
Me: who??
2yon: *looking at me like he thinks I lost my mind* [his dad's real name]
Me: *holding back laughter* don't you mean daddy. You're supposed to call him daddy.
2yon: what???
BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row.
“Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.
I'm so glad I come from a eat Thanksgiving at 1pm family. I'm in my bed with a full stomach rn.
I'm done.
Browned the butter for cookies boiled the eggs potatoes & chicken for chicken/potato salad. If all goes to plan I'mma have my dishes done by the end of the night.
Have I seen Wicked?? No! Do I plan on watching Wicked?? No!! Have I watched 10000000 TTs of that one part in Popular bc the way Ariana says "don't make me laugh" YES!
Aht, aht! Prisons have multiple cells for a reason!
1) Forced detransition
2) Criminalizing us in numerous ways- esp ways that will falsely label us as sex offenders (see: bathroom laws) which will leading to involuntary confinement to psych wards, imprisonment, and even execution
3) Increasing stigma. Decreasing Resources
4) Driving up suicide rates
Still a problem. There is no reason that shit you bought a few years ago is 3x the price now no matter WHAT it is.
