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Also, that lip sync was dire. Both just kinda stood there and waved their arms. Boot.

I really don’t get the judging tonight. Naomi getting dragged for having long sleeves, when the winner, was wearing a bodysuit, and one that didn’t even match her skin tone to boot. Then had it called high glamour. I don’t get it #DragRaceUK

Almost! 🐈‍⬛❤️

She’s a very brave girl!

Meg loved nip but again, Betty not so much. I think the Dreamies are chicken but her other treats are fish flavoured so you may be right on flavours.

It’s weird, Meggy went nuts for Dreamies. As do most cats I know. But Betty seems indifferent to them. Sometimes she’ll eat them, but more often than not, she leaves them 😅 Meaty sticks and the lickable treats seem to be more her vibe atm.

Yeah, I’ve been giving her something called Churo which is in a tube. Today I gave her Lick-E-Licks which is also in a tube but not as solid. She really likes both.

When she walked up to me. She made as if she was about to sniff me and her body did a little shiver like she was fighting two conflicting feelings. Fear and curiosity. I think I’m very close to her starting to accept me 😻

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Betty update: She just walked across the room right up to me. Like cm’s away. And watched me. Walked away. But then circled back and walked up to me again. She’s currently on the windowsill whilst I sit here gagged and gooped! 🐈‍⬛❤️

Go sit in the naughty corner and think about what you’ve done! 😆

That’s such a lovely story! Yeah, that’s what it’s going to be here. Patience and time. Lots of it.

I am honestly so shocked. I said “hi Betty” not realising she was out and she didn’t bolt. She continued to sit there until I moved to a different room. I’m so proud of how she’s doing!

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Exciting Betty update: She came out to eat 3 times today. Twice she sat on the windowsill for a bit afterwards. I’ve just walked by now and she was back on the windowsill despite there not even being food out. Dare I say she may be getting more comfortable with being out in the open?🙏🏻🐈‍⬛❤️

It’s actually infuriating. Like why did I bother contacting you? Lol

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Email to customer services: Hi, Yodel emailed me to say delivered, but nothing has arrived and their tracking number doesn’t even find on their website. Where’s my parcel?

Reply: Thank you for contacting us. Here’s the tracking number (I already had). Regards

Why are people honestly so idiotic?

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😜

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And no @russellcroutear.bsky.social I can’t just put it aside until the holiday. I have it today, so of course, I need to start reading it today 😜

My new book “for holiday” arrived today.
My holiday is in 10 days. At the speed I read, this will be read in full by this Tuesday. I didn’t think this through 😅

Cause now you're in my head
My heart, my bodyparts
You're always coming back on the weekends
You're in every touch
And thought, and every shot
No, I can't get you out of my system 🔥🔥🔥

Yeah, it definitely was massive. The arena was packed. I really enjoyed it. I think I’d love to go to one of their finals too.

Hurrah! My favourite won! Well done Felicia! 🇸🇪

I’m watching the Swedish national finals for their Eurovision selection and it’s crazy what a full scale production this is. The stage and performances are as big and grand as Eurovision itself. The Swedish really take this very seriously 🇸🇪

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😜😆😘

Tell me why I, always, fall, for your type

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My Facebook memories are full of drunk statuses from my closeted, depressed younger self, making cryptic comments about how I was feeling, which in 2026 hindsight, were not so much cryptic as they were glaringly obvious. They’re both funny and terribly sad in equal measures.

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Betty update: After her afternoon snack and windowsill vigil, I thought she was returning to hiding as usual. BUT. I heard a noise behind the door and next I knew, her little face popped around the door to peek at me for a good 30 seconds instead of the other way around 🥰🥰🥰

I’m so sorry for your loss 🫂

“Eins, zwei, drei
Darlin', I need something salty!”

Trust me when I say, this is a grower. 🇬🇧

That is actually the dream 🥰