it's coup for my family

I watched this game live and my spouse came into the room and I'm pretty sure I looked like Munch's The Scream

this is VERY MEAN

I'm talking like any of these teams are gonna show up this summer

they will never

"ghost those are two different sports" shut it if we miss another qualification I will strangle myself with a spaghet

I think we should give Italy a spot in the World Cup for that baseball assist
it's only fair
they'll bring some espresso I'm sure

she recently got her evening round of meds and is droopy and stressed now this poor thing
Baileybutt I'm sorry

a black dog lying down on a beige carpet with a sliding glass door behind her

a loaf pup
yes the glass on the door has her nose prints at pup head level

we just lost power for a minute and there is thunder
this poor dog has been going through it this week

baseball sprinting to catch up with hockey, "no actually we have the worst opinions"

oh man you weren't kidding
Like 2 reposts and 500 something quotes

please don't make me I'm very tired

didn't watch yesterday's game, had some hurt/sick doggie stuff to deal with, and then checked the score and status today and I feel insane
no one said anything to him when he was like "we're through to the next round"???

the calculations? like wins and losses? that's not so much a calculation as it is "which number is bigger"

this is so on-brand for this country right now do I laugh or cry

my dad would kill me and make it look like an accident

also oh my God I didn't watch and the US could get knocked out how did we fuck up that badly

it very much is not blaw
both because family and also do you think I would choose this for myself
my brand is sweetie and they are not sweetie

a big shout-out to peanut butter for getting my dog to take pills
I don't even know if she'd refuse to take them because I don't think she could hate anything as much as she loves peanut butter

... I don't like it
this is a tough one to take sides on as well because I appreciate the paisans and anyone who has an espresso machine in their dugout

my brain decided this was your hours of sleep and I'm not 100% sure that it isn't

yeah Iran and I are doing very similar accusing atm

so long suckers! i rev up my war machine and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates my economy is lying completely dead on the pavement

new meds got her zonked out and because I slept a segmented 3 hours I am gonna join her so soon
I know a ton of people have it worse than I do but this sucks a lot

she's definitely hurt, she didn't sleep last night, mostly pacing and she wouldn't lie down, but at the vet she would like to give everyone kisses and never yelp in pain not once

all of the nominees put in remarkable performances, but it was Bailey's tail wagging that put her over the top

and the Oscar goes to Bailey, for Lead Actress in "Dog Who Is Injured at Home and Is Magically Fine at the Vet"

...That wasn't on purpose but it should've been

I love when announcers are shocked that Judge has an arm too
he's a very very good outfielder and if he didn't hit better than 99.9% of everyone that would get mentioned

you don’t hate rich people enough