Are any of my fellow Gen X/geriatric millennials extra particular about vacuum cord discipline because of The Brave Little Toaster?
03.05.2025 18:40
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Are any of my fellow Gen X/geriatric millennials extra particular about vacuum cord discipline because of The Brave Little Toaster?
No. #OblivionRemaster
A "Get Ready With Me" video but it's just half an hour of me, still in bed, staring at the ceiling and sighing heavily before finally saying "Let's get this bread" under my breath and stumbling out of frame.
Elon Musk tried to livestream Path of Exile 2 from his private jet to prove he's actually a l33t gamer who doesn't pay people to boost his online characters, then proceeded to die to the tutorial boss four times before ending the stream abruptly.
He's like a pizza cutter. All edge, no point.
Why are we putting tariffs on penguins when their ambassador clearly would have worn a suit to the White House?
Persona 5 is just horny Psychonauts.
My biggest problem with corporate accounts on April Fools Day is that some of these ideas legitimately whip ass and I wish they were this creative in their actual products.
I got so burnt out on Star Wars shovelware that I slept on Andor.
That was a fundamental mistake.
Welp, federal funding cuts and needless clawbacks to medical research grants just sunk the project I've spent the last two years of my life working on and put my whole job in limbo, so...great job guys! So much winning.
Enjoy your measles. Oh, sorry, your freedom freckles.
I've been getting the craziest spam texts since this administration took office, like fake toll charges or attempts to collect non-existent parking fees or plans to invade Yemen, it's just ridiculous.
Sometimes, alone at my desk, I will sing the Doom Song from Invader Zim.
Just remember, fireball can be a level 1 spell with some alcohol, a rag, and the right attitude.
Literally every tribute I see to Gene Hackman is like, "I loved Gene. One time on the set he tore my script up in front of me, soaked it in gasoline, and inserted it into my rectum while screaming 'VROOM VROOM, MOTHERF*CKER! YOU MAKE A BETTER CAR THAN AN ACTOR!' I learned so much from him."
Going forward I will only be referring to the Muskrat as PayPalpatine. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Just cuz…👇
REMEMBER: THIS Friday, February 28. NOT 1 PENNY SPENT. We can DO this. I'm IN, are YOU?
Millennials aren't even getting to have their own midlife crises. We got to midlife and the crisis is literally every goddamn thing.
Boomers: "I'm gonna buy a sports car and cheat on my wife with a college student!"
Millennials: *peeks over the barricade to see if the Molotov hit anything*
And the absolute worst people you know keep talking about how Saruman is a genius and his long-term industrial strategy is going to be such a wealth creator and if the Ents didn't want to be destroyed and burned they should have been on that grind, bro.
It's like being in the third age of Middle Earth, except your parents are trying to tell you that Sauron really has some good ideas if you'd just look past all the Gondor propaganda.
I would just like to reaffirm for you that, because Every. Last. Piece. of this agenda was publicly available before the election, you are complicit in everything that follows. Have a great day!
"Mustard," Kendrick said calmly.
I know the Swifties got mad at Philly fans for booing her, but these people threw batteries at Santa Claus. Take it as the badge of honor it is from a fan base best represented by a feral orange what-the-fuck.
*concern for my coastal monasteries intensifies*
According to my 23andMe results, this video awakened one part of my ancestry and scared the shit out of the rest of it.
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Democratic legislators, any lawmaker, any agent of authority talking about how awful the Elon Musk situation is without doing something about it is just Thoughts and Prayers: Coup Edition.
Trump administration announces government aid programs have not been eliminated, but rather consolidated into a system where people wanting assistance simply have to play a supervised series of childhood games from Korea.
It's going to be real easy to be a Denethor in the coming days, weeks, months, and years, but I encourage you to be a Sam as often as you possibly can instead.
Look for the hope. Believe there is good in the world worth fighting for. Hit a motherfucker in the head with a rock if you need to.
Remember, if you're ever stuck on a desert island, just defend DEI policies out loud. At least seven fragile cishet white men will immediately arrive to tell you why you are wrong, and you can use their bodies as a raft.
Charmeleon cards must be the heaviest cards in #PokemonTCGPocket because they certainly sink to the bottom of my deck every single match.