Well... he found your keys 🦁
Well... he found your keys 🦁
Day 29.
He's as naked as all werewolves should be.
Left one is cuter I think 🤔
Feels good. I can’t wait to buy a massive RockAuto basket for this thing lol
Someone is deliberately listing all the cool wheels I want for my Corolla as soon as my bank account hits $0
If “never let them know your next move”’ was a car
Twink death in prog.
I think I might be cursed to just be a barista forever
🐶🐶🚘🏁✨
🕶️: @phazedwolf.bsky.social
📹: @bungee.deer.place
Who’s your friend back there?
I say give it a try! If you don’t like it, at least you’ll know
drawing of a party werewolf named Rocco dressed in business attire and standing alone in a space with his back turned from his sparkly neon furry counterpart.
office persona
Interviewer put me on the spot and made me improvise a customer support phone call and I absolutely flubbed it.
I could just not have a job forever, that’s cool too I guess
iOS 26 has rendered my whole phone slow as hell. It takes like a solid 2 seconds to even bring up my password num pad when I turn it on 😒
I wish I was some cute little free-use bottom but god gave me the most temperamental, sensitive gut biome alive :(
Would you help scratch the dog? He don't got scabies
Job interview tomorrow and it seriously might just be handling toxic waste lmfao
iOS 26 gave my 5 1/2 year old phone the processing power of a 90 year old grandpa
Awruf :3
Happy birthday! I can’t imagine a better way to spend it lol
I just want to be a cute dog boy
:3c
hehe… coroller …
Maybe I was the chuzz this whole
time
Touching my creenis
I am becoming so chopped that my Barq pics are nearing catfish-level
Running up a $700 water bill just sitting on my bf’s bidet scrolling Instagram for 45 minutes
Thanks for everything Utah. That was a hell of a 4 year stay. I’ll miss all of you