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New Englander since the Bicentennial "The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands…may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.” - James Madison http://bit.ly/4neer1E bit.ly/4sZFAJp

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12.03.2026 06:39 👍 16557 🔁 4553 💬 573 📌 191
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 👍 9508 🔁 4351 💬 139 📌 216

I’d say better late than never but fuck Rogan

10.03.2026 22:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love this for them

10.03.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In merch maybe

10.03.2026 22:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The kompromat on Cancun Cruz must be staggering

10.03.2026 22:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Are we still looking for waste, fraud, and abuse? I think I found some.

10.03.2026 10:48 👍 5662 🔁 2419 💬 341 📌 156

Everyone knows what @sundaedivine.lol means here, and will know it more on the wonderful Day of Relief

09.03.2026 11:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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TY @debbie292d.bsky.social
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08.03.2026 16:08 👍 23 🔁 14 💬 10 📌 0
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06.03.2026 16:35 👍 2635 🔁 719 💬 39 📌 31

Mile High Club informs Corey Lewandowski he must now philander commercial.

05.03.2026 19:28 👍 2207 🔁 314 💬 88 📌 15

Corey Lewan-GROPE-ski

06.03.2026 18:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least Corey Lewan-grope-ski is on the street too

06.03.2026 16:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FFS is he dead yet?

06.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I am AYE lost cause.” - Fetterman

06.03.2026 02:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 16557 🔁 3356 💬 259 📌 175
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🤣🤣🤣

05.03.2026 20:47 👍 14221 🔁 4019 💬 441 📌 252

Couple of questions:

1. What becomes of ICE Barbie's flying fornication palace?
2. Do we have to keep paying Corey "TRO" Lewandowski?

05.03.2026 22:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t forget ICE Barbie and Corey’s flying fuck palace - we have cash for that too

05.03.2026 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump's Situation Room now runs on Doritos, Mountain Dew, and the phrase “bro watch this clip.”

04.03.2026 23:07 👍 366 🔁 116 💬 26 📌 4

I am NEVER optimistic about any Texas race. They are all cheating MFs down there. If Jesus rose and ran against Cancun Cruz or Governor Hot Wheels, He’d lose.

05.03.2026 11:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The bit about castrating a goat was next level genius given that Shitler frequently calls himself GOAT

04.03.2026 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listen, you rarely if ever have to hand it to Thom Tillis. Like hardly ever.

But also, goddamn Thom

03.03.2026 19:00 👍 49 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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04.03.2026 04:15 👍 2715 🔁 1102 💬 252 📌 228

Today in Maximum Duh

04.03.2026 02:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi Noem needs the money that could’ve gone to rebuilding your house after a hurricane for a private jet with a bedroom so she can have a comfortable place to change costumes and fuck her boyfriend.

03.03.2026 20:32 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

If Iran has a full copy of the Epstein Files, they should release them. They’ll do more damage than any ballistic missile.

02.03.2026 12:02 👍 10192 🔁 2077 💬 290 📌 88

Grievance groupies are in charge

03.03.2026 12:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#amaryllis update - 6 & 8 blooms on the two stalks, and a third stalk just popped up on the bulb that I thought was done. Truly a riot of blooms! #flower

03.03.2026 12:40 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 12:27 👍 37 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 1