los 🦦

Me to the hot dog vendor offering my pet snake a bare frankfurter: My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

the skeet goes on forever and the posting never ends

I just want to be rich enough to donate a bench to a zoo

when i see that hour again in november it’s getting an earful that’s for sure

i mean, i kinda knew

🤯

when you drop a whole bag of m&m's it's the five day rule

it's eerie how garbage pail kids basically predicted my dating pool

hi kids? do you like violence? wanna use commas where questions should be? i did

Worked out by running from a bee.

Strugg

I feel like the word titular should mean something other than what it means.

so can we get some alt text on your subskeets so we know who y’all be talking about

i already have the holder

bsky.app/profile/los-...

so good tho

good point

always, foo

🥰

Who called it a handy and not jizz hands

Whatever I fuckin hate it here

i appreciates you 🫶🏽😘🥰

one of the good ones

😂

sunuva

🤌🏽

i’m attacked on this site daily

you never uploaded a video 😔

now i know how it sounds like 😁😘🫶🏽

😂😂😂

I find your sex skeets boring af.