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discord message from amélie that reads: opening my legs to the sky and god snipes a tornado straight at my pussy

sorry about this one chat

I have beef with mormons but sometimes they can get it right

Asleep and antinouns

Sometimes I think about how the best I was ever treated was by a person who didn't even have feelings for me. I should stop thinking

felt the urge to drive into a tree today so its gonna be a mental health day for me boss

I thought this was lesbian cheetah

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#chemsky 🧪

a comically small bumper magnet about 1.5 inches across.The text on the magnet says " I brake for horrors beyond comprehension" a white thumb is placed nearby for size reference

seems like i should have looked more closely when ordering my new bumper magnet

just turn off all chat function and pretend theyre bots

I have a friend who is a 7th grafe SCIENCE teacher who believes the sky is blue because of light reflected off of the ocean.. unbelievable

How to not feel exhausted after doing 2 tasks?

Which doc I'm looking for new ones

whats a goon to a goblin

Cars older than some doctors

DID YOU KNOW? No laws are enforced tonight between 2 and 3 am.

cannot wait for the protein trend to die 😭

Ive bee desperately trying to explain to my friend she can't survive just on protein shakes. Like girl I'm a plant scientist trust me Fiber is necessary 😭

Medieval Panic at the disco cover band

More and more people have no consideration for others in public. Luke having your phone out in theater isn't even an unwritten rule. They literally say turn your devices off 😭

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Louisiana I can't wait to be inside you 🙏

This is where my grind end😭. Best of luck

I thought you were from there

Contrary to popular beliefs, chips were meant to be licked and discarded

The Greek mythology island in Poptropica made me who I am

just opened my eyes and already can’t wait to get back in bed tonight

Don’t bite the hand that fingers you or whatever they said

I make a drink I call a Dirty deal where I pour a shot of Jager into a cheap beer. It's awful and I love it