Lulu, Fully Path Traced Communal Housewife

Ok you’ve redeemed yourself there

Scotland has over 30,000 lochs…..

😅 I’ll gladly take the severe hypothermia and potential arrest for public indecency for a Bibi death!

Tell me about it!

Big, very very unconfirmed rumours Netanyahu might be dead.

Please please please, I will skinny dip in the loch across the road if he’s eaten shit.

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Sorry Sky but Coke Zero over Pepsi Max is a fucking massive 🚩

All I’m gonna say is there’s been none of them shot down by a Kuwaiti F-18.

Make of that what you will.

Oh I’ve been using this picture a *lot* recently. It’s become apparent that our old friend Ali was actually a more reliable and trustworthy narrator.

Many years ago I put on some appropriate music for the sexy time and when the last song of the playlist finished it skipped to another one of my playlists that started with the theme from Schindlers List into Lament by Patrick Cassidy and then a crispy version of the Soviet anthem.

Not in a conventional sense, they don’t have delivery systems (ie. ballistic missiles) that can range out that far to anywhere close to the US.

Iran holds the cards much closer to home, generating hurt to the global economy and raising fights on their own terms.

Everytime you use Toto’s “we built another rocket ship get fucked lmao” smug grin as a reaction you’re gonna get this. Every time.

still where they thought they were, and if they are just how accessible is it? How are you gonna get that much material out of country? I know HEU isn’t that much of a radiation hazard compared to fission byproducts but still, no-one wants to be tasting metal for breakfast in Fordow. 2/2

Honestly, that idea does not give me the warm and fuzzies, at all. There’s so many moving parts to an operation like that that have to be absolutely pitch perfect, I’d say orders of magnitude more complex than the Maduro snatch for example. Plus, no-one really knows if the spicy rocks are even 1/2

We can only hope! I guess the serious question is, what the hell next? They’ve been rather maximalist in their messaging amongst all the jingoistic spin and macho bullshit. I don’t see many options on the table that isn’t even more catastrophic than what’s already been set in motion.

Do you think it’s getting through yet to the idiots in Washington that even if they declare victory and walk away, this can go on for a long, long time?

One of the videos shows the sea most definitely on fire, too.

That is, if I do say so myself, a pretty big one.

That picture goes kinda hard ngl

The Scottish way will suffice thank you. To the point and conveys precisely how little you're interested in whatever shite the other person is spouting. Tae fuck with the niceties.

Three words: fuck off cunt.

she make me feel things 🥺

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this about sums it up from me.

that's a very big if

when the contracting and logistical challenges of Bond villain contraptions leaks out, it's a sure sign 🤭

You been at the martinis tonight, Mark? 😅

Desalination plants is the new one. Gotta collect all them war crimes.

Jeez. in the UK the last time petrol prices were the equivalent of 4 bucks per gallon was 22 years ago.

Right now we're sitting at around £1.60 per litre which is just over $8 per gallon equivalent.