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Iran was trying to stop all this from happening by taking out the guy who would start a war because Steve, Jared and Pete told him to?

Or …

(Crusty is gone but the sentiment remains)

Honestly, cannabis edibles got me through the last 7 years starting with the pandemic. They legalized it right on time because I hate alcohol.

The whole GOP owns it now since they voted to keep it. How long before they find a way to call it Biden’s fault?

Funny thing, they didn’t have a reason to before now.

Amazing shot!

They really had to scrape the bottom to come up with this moron. Still gotta get confirmed though.

Still remember being surrounded by jubilation the night he won and then thinking about my white christian nationalist family and getting a chill thinking “oh we are going to pay for this someday.” And here we are, so much worse than I ever imagined ☹️

Cats are pretty good for that too. Just disappeared $3.6k of my savings while unemployed for a diagnosis of “fever of unknown origin” and still have a sick cat. Sigh. Hope your pup is okay!

It’s like whoever named Markwayne Mullin knew he’d be a douchebag

How long before Trump starts blaming the war in Iran on Biden?

Aw, reminds me of the one time I joined a Turkey Trot in my city and got my picture in the paper for crossing the finish line dead last. At least I ran!

Even his name is douchey

Glad to see the Epstein files back in the news. Hold that evil bitch Pam Bondi’s feet to the fire! Don’t let her squirm and deflect! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Just read through my usual morning news sources and look at that, barely a word about Trump’s involvement with Epstein! Just the war in Iran and what’s happening in the Middle East.

It worked! 🤬

Anyone want to help us with regime change?

Oh we are going to establish democracy in Iran when we don’t even have one in our own country anymore?

Are we at the “no taxation without representation” point yet? We have no congress, and our taxes are being misused. I’ve never wanted to do my taxes less in my life and that’s saying something.

I saw a suggestion on social that we all refer to Epstein as Jeffery Epic Fury so every time someone searches for it, they’re reminded about the international pedophile ring that Trump was heavily involved in. I like it.

I must be slow.

They renamed it the Department of War so they could (illegally) go to war with Iran (or somebody).

They couldn’t call it Department of Defense if we we were going to be the offenders.

And, of course, it didn’t sound manly enough for Kegsbreath.

MAGA, you better wake up and join us in taking down this regime before you lose yourselves or your children to this senseless Israel-US war on Iran. All so your orange pedophile can evade justice, and billionaires can make more money while we struggle.

Let’s do this. We can find common ground.

Donald Trump thinks sacrificing our soldiers, taking us to the brink of world war, or risking Iran to launch terrorist attacks on US soil makes him look big and makes us forget we confirmed he is a child rapist.

He is wrong.

My hatred for him and his enablers burns with the fire of 10,000 suns.

We aren’t going to get through this unscathed 😞

I said “Great, our military shoots ICE drones, DoD has a medieval frat boy, DHS has Crusty Gnome, DNI has Cruella Coverup, and now Iran has a GREAT reason for a terrorist attack on US soil.”

Partner said “So Iran ‘surrenders’, DJT has cabinet gather to praise him, Iran strikes DC.

Works for me.

No, not the guy who deserves the Nobel Peace Prize!

I love him and want him to be everyone’s mayor

Hold firm Anthropic! You clearly know right from wrong. Fuck Hegseth’s ultimatums.