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Kae Winters

@itsallohkae

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Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.

28.01.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4940 ๐Ÿ” 435 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

how the fuck is anyone supposed to function right now

22.01.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ไปŠๅนดใฎใŠใฟใใ˜ใฏๅ‰ใงใ™

I pulled good fortune this year

02.01.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.12.2025 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wake up babe, new crime just dropped

16.12.2025 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black cat, curled up, using his tail as a pillow

A black cat, curled up, using his tail as a pillow

Tail is pillow

08.12.2025 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spot the difference

28.11.2025 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Blart-day to all those who observe!

27.11.2025 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He was perfect and wonderful and I felt very blessed!

23.11.2025 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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็…ๅญใซๅ™›ใพใ‚Œใกใ‚ƒใฃใŸ๐Ÿฅฐ

23.11.2025 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huge thanks to the amazing @jacquisneal.bsky.social, @ifycomedy.com, @moshekasher.bsky.social and @resrieriao.bsky.social for being just so funny and making such a great set, and to the entire Dropout crew for being so kind and patient and welcoming to us all.

18.11.2025 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My episode of @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social just debuted! If you've got @dropout.tv, check it out. I'm biased, but it's very funny. And also horny!

watch.dropout.tv/crowd-contro...

18.11.2025 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She wrote half an email before going to take a nap

11.11.2025 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hElpiNg

11.11.2025 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

02.11.2025 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4834 ๐Ÿ” 2829 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 291

Why does everyone keep calling it โ€œThe Epstein Ballroom?โ€ Please stop repeating โ€œThe Epstein Ballroomโ€ because it is not called โ€œThe Epstein Ballroom!โ€ Donโ€™t tell the news that itโ€™s called โ€œThe Epstein Ballroomโ€ and please donโ€™t repost this!!!!!

22.10.2025 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 22536 ๐Ÿ” 9948 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 775 ๐Ÿ“Œ 711

That's really good of you! Let me know if you need anymore translation or contact assistance, I'm happy to help.

07.10.2025 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"[...] He is also known as the father of "Niwa Kanenobu", an intangible cultural property of Gifu Prefecture."

Hope this helps!

07.10.2025 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"[...] During the war, he was a high-ranking swordsmith representing Seki, who was commissioned by the army. In 1938, he established the largest sword factory in Japan, "Seki Sword Co., Ltd.", with himself, his son Kanenobu, and Murayama Kanetoshi as his exclusive swordsmiths. [...]"

07.10.2025 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It says ๆฟƒๅทž้–ขไฝๅ…ผไฟกไฝœ which means "made by Kanenobu, resident of Seki, Noshu".

From a Japanese resale website, I found this (quick and dirty Google translation because I am tired): "Kanenobu of Noshu, whose real name was Niwa Kanematsu, was born in 1873. [...]"

07.10.2025 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's hope he walks this shit back too. My order would definitely cross the $100 line. I hope you get yours, fingers crossed it made it in time.

25.08.2025 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sure sure... what were we talking about?

25.08.2025 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yikes, I was just about to place an order with Buyee too! This is ridiculous.

25.08.2025 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i promise i won't forget the friends who got me here

25.08.2025 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Crowd Control Trailer [Dropout Exclusive Series]
Crowd Control Trailer [Dropout Exclusive Series] YouTube video by Dropout

Hey what's up I was in this so you should watch it by signing up for @dropout.tv and supporting these very good funny people!

25.08.2025 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Why yes, I am in Philly. Why do you ask?

28.06.2025 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Damnโ€ผ๏ธ Federal agents blew a door off for this?

Federal agents blasted their way into an LA home where Jenny Ramirez lives with her boyfriend and two kids.

She heard the blast while checking on her 6-year-old, with her 1-year-old in her arms.

Ramirez says everyone in the home is a U.S. citizen.
๐Ÿงต

27.06.2025 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 20249 ๐Ÿ” 10414 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2949 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2067
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Four LAPD officers on horseback surround a man laying on the ground, trample him, and beat him with their polycarbonate "saber" batons.

09.06.2025 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4958 ๐Ÿ” 2704 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 275 ๐Ÿ“Œ 504

Every time they say โ€œwe canโ€™t afford that,โ€ remember: they could afford armored tanks, a dictators birthday parade, and enough tear gas to choke a city. They just donโ€™t want you fed, safe, or alive.

09.06.2025 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5077 ๐Ÿ” 1384 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Credit: Spacebunnynews1

09.06.2025 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0