Nick Mercadante

They all have the most punchable faces. Look at that face - ready to be socked.

USA/Israel strategy right now:

This is the only content I want. No other content, please.

UConn Big East Champs. Daughter-approved.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

This Michigan v Michigan State game is utterly hideous.

No doubt Michigan is a strong 1 seed. But I don’t get Michigan State at all.

Literally just kicked Cadeau in the nuts and they’re acting like this is normal hard-nosed stuff. Call it what it is.

Jeremy Fears’ unchecked shithousery is a wild thing. This guy should’ve been ejected from several games now. He doesn’t even hide it.

Tulane deserved better vs. Memphis. Ah well. RMFW regardless.

Might be the worst game I’ve ever seen Karaban play. Not sure what was going on at the end there. He looked like he wanted to call a TO they didn’t have.

Ball too. Invisible and poor defensively.

Just a twilight zone effort from UConn.

UConn losing their 1 seed to Marquette was not on my bingo card. This is really disappointing.

Marquette defending well and hitting every shot. UConn 2/20 from 3. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don’t know but get it out of your system right now.

Braylon Mullins needs another year of college before turning pro.

Donny Marshall is a basketball commentary terrorist. He needs to be stopped.

Hamilton might be a bit cooked. So many changes and he wasn’t comfortable with Ferrari at all last year to begin with.

Hadjar is intriguing.

Lindblad too.

George Russell is such a technical driver. No doubt he’s going to thrive with these new cars. Just seems like someone who will geek out on the gadgets they have now.

Very much so. Just found it. Thank you!

I absolutely hate this Apple F1 broadcast so far.

we’ve been lied to

Grok is this real? Who is to blame?

Yes, memelord, our economy is a house of cards and has been for some time. Here is a no-nonsense list of 5 ethnic groups that can be blamed for the economic downturn right now. Would you also like me to recommend a foreign invasion?

This is end-stage micro penis stuff here.

An idea: negotiate a deal whereby the new regime agrees not to build WMDs. A joint comprehensive plan of action. An Iran nuclear deal, if you will.

LinkedIn is LinkedInning

Donald Trump's theory of regime change is underpants gnomes logic

1) Kidnap/kill current leaders, blow stuff up
2) ?
3) Profit! (literally, because Trump and his allies seek personal gain from all of this)

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Can’t tell if Villanova getting crushed by St. John’s after St. John’s got crushed by UConn is good or bad for the Big East.

Alex Karaban.