God is dead, Nietzsche, 1882.

Nietzsche is dead, God, 1900.

This place reeks of death, there's a chill in the air
And I barely escaped being killed by a hair
"Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends"
Sorry to disappoint, that is not where this ends

I will not make any deals with you. I’ve resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own.

You think he's so obsessed with Greenland because he doesn't understand what Mercator Projection is?

When a hero stumbles, the cowards rejoice.

With enemies you know where you stand, but with neutrals you're never sure.

If a man has no enemies, he has no character. -Frank Sinatra

So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

The Animaniacs are terrifying. A trio of adolescent elder gods motivated entirely by their own entertainment. Even worse, there's baloney in their slacks.

Can I come too?

Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is enemy action.

No matter how many people you may lose, you have no choice but to go on living. No matter how devastating the blows.

That's actually the point I think. Twitter without the twits.

I am falling.
I'm dying.
And I am going to explain to you how I survived.
I can't wait to hear what I say.

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. --Ernest Hemingway

Alcohol is gods apology for making us self aware.

We really are two peas aren't we? 😀

STINY! GET ME A DANISH!

We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful
We have done so much, for so long, with so little
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul

Talk less
Smile more
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

I've been able to survive this long... I know I've got what it takes!

Whether it's today, or tomorrow, I know this: without a shadow of doubt in my mind, I will not yield!!

Why does this say I have two posts when I only have one? Will I now have three or will the prophecy be fulfilled?

I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head

Bring on the sparkly animated gifs!!