Intuitive Witch ✨

😘😘😘

Thank you!!

New glasses, who dis?

one of the og heartthrobs - rest in peace eric dane !!

Adorable! 🥰

Just finished If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and god DAMN Rose Byrne is incredible.

I love bush.

This is apparently my 30s.

Does anyone have athletic shorts they like that don’t get eaten up by your thighs when you walk/run?

Slutty shorts especially preferred.

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

Do you ever just take some BOMB ASS nudes?

a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cat . ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cat .

I work out at the local Y.

And I spend the majority of my workout gawking at the hot dads, oscillating between:

“Does your wife know you’re a homosexual?”

And

“I can suck it better, I promise.”

Snowy days call for extra coffee.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Republicans. Fuck Democrats who sit idly by while Americans are gunned down in the streets. Fuck Christians using religion to justify murder and oppression.

This nation is being led by the dumbest imaginable people.

Honestly, this math tracks.

I have, actually. And I highly recommend the experience!

Another one* bites the dust.

*pair of pants torn apart by my thighs

Got some new swimwear!

You should be a model for coats!

And who are you to get in the way of his plans??

My legs were definitely jelly afterward 😈

The world might be shit but at least I got railed last night.

And to you and your loved ones as well! 💕

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

Starting off this Sunday with coffee and the gay hockey show.

Omg the goodest boy!! 😍

The vibes are immaculate tonight 🎄🎅❄️

Snow day ❄️