Things I'm tempted to put on my resume:
* Proficient in giphy
* Outsized contribution to custom reaction emojis
11.03.2026 14:19
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Things I'm tempted to put on my resume:
* Proficient in giphy
* Outsized contribution to custom reaction emojis
Its funny, but I can't remember anyone from any previous administration hiding on military bases
Congressman Andy Ogles saying, “Muslims are unable to assimilate; they all have to go back. Paperwork doesn’t magically make you American.”
Europeans are unable to assimilate; they all have to go back. Paperwork doesn’t magically make you Native American.
-Bomb the shit out of Iran
-Kill Khamenei
-New, more hardline Khamenei takes over (whose wife, son, mother, and father you just killed)
-The war doesn't end
-Hormuz mined
-No one wants to traverse Hormuz
-Gas stonks go brrrrt
-???
-Mission Accomplished??
It sounds stupid but, like, that's it.
He’s been told by his own allies that SAVE system isn’t reliable, the legislation will hurt his own voters, and he doesn’t have the votes.
He wants a show. And that’s why he’s loading it up w totally unrelated transgender riders.
He wants the Senate to put on all-night round-the-clock talk show.
I also liked Thune's artful dodge.
"Does he understand that?"
"Idk man, we told him, but who knows what he understands"
CBS: Trump said yesterday for the first time that he had to strike Iran because he thought Iran would strike the US within 7 days. Where is he getting that?
LEAVITT: This was a feeling the president had based on facts
#Christian #theology generally rejects both of these extremes:
•❌ #Legalism (salvation by law)
•❌ #Antinomianism (no moral law at all)
Instead it teaches #grace that leads to transformed living.
#Holiness
A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.
As a kid, I just thought this was funny.
As an adult I realize how often real life is like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gECT...
It's an interesting point. Over on /r/kansascitychiefs a lot of people claim he sucks at drafting. But having folks you drafted sign $225m in contracts in under a week would say otherwise.
No reason to no think Brett Veach can't draft more secondary players. His former draftees this offseason have gotten a total of 225 million worth of contract this cycle
Well, yeah...everyone's gonna die, right? Her stance hasn't changed.
At least nobody was wearing a campaign ball cap...
No way do they get 3 games with ALL of those guys.
I could see 3 games with 3 of the 4, but no way they get all 4.
It's been an hour, and there's no new Chiefs news after Tonga.
I need moar!
Then that seems like a match made in heaven.
I'm guessing he won't wear 95 in KC.
Just saw ETN went for $52/4
Which is cheaper per year, of course, but sounds like that's the market right now.
Couldn't it also be insurance in case Mahomes isn't ready week 1?
I know that's not a 3 year deal just for insurance, but if you've got Gardner Minshew at QB and EB at OC, you might be inclined to run a little bit more.
Jerry's been watching too much Big 12 where the slogan is "What's defense?"
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense.
People who oppose impeachment as “pointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.
This story is quite possibly at the heart of the Epstein case and why the president and his loyalists are going so far to suppress and distract from the files
Daylight savings means nothing to me because I use epoch time. Oh it’s “11 o’clock?” Cute. It’s 1772991390 o’unix
Ask yourself where all that money went? (Spoiler: to those who need it least) — Trump continues to make the rich richer. Heads they win, tails we lose.
Yet we always have money for war and bombs. They don’t care really about the debt and never did.
fortune.com/2026/03/06/t...
With the rise of AI and facial recognition, I'm thinking of getting a "clear context" face tattoo
