MajorFlake

I can do other stuff to you guyyyyyys. Like I spent days making this emoji periodic table of elements. And stalled til last minute to call my doctor to make this flowchart!

You're a data scientist?

I feel that for an autistic I should be able to make more clever Venn diagrams but this is my best

U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders on Instagram: "Israel has killed 249 journalists in the last 2 years. That’s more than were killed in WWII & the Vietnam War put together. A Vermonter, Dylan Collins, was... 80K likes, 2,302 comments - sensanders on December 12, 2025: "Israel has killed 249 journalists in the last 2 years. That’s more than were killed in WWII & the Vietnam War put together. A Vermonter,...

“Israel has killed 249 journalists in the last 2 years.
That's more than were killed in WWII & the Vietnam War put together.”

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I don't see this being salvageable anymore. The cards are too stacked

Haha!

It occurred to me today that people who say "normal is overrated" are always ones who can at the very least *pass* for normal.

I think I could do it. Yeah it'd be painful as hell but existence already is so why not do something good with the pain

I really wanna work with something called NODA "No One Dies Alone" where you go to ppl who have no one but want someone there (some ppl don't want anyone there at all) when they're dying but my parents won't let me, they think I'm too sensitive.

I'm an adult. I'm dependent cuz I'm autistic but wtf?

I was out to lunch with my parents and and very conservative and religious step-grandparents and couldn't tell them why I was giggling.

Which is too bad because I'm more delightful than annoying when I'm cracking myself up 😄

And they don't get to experience it!!

Florida Lobster Tail don't even Give a Fuck!

Shit, son, neither do the Baby Back Ribs.

Bitch, and the "Sides" don't wanna hear your shit either. The French Fries and the Cheese Grits sure as hell don't Give a Fuck

A local woman survived 4 gunshots and people on Facebook are writing stuff like "Thank the Lord."

I only made ONE comment "And also, you know, luck and medical science" and not more cuz I don't want be made mayor forever *too* fast

It Soothes Me to Structure Components that Reflect Light

(The lamp is a temporary placeholder and the bird was cut and-pasted, but I have a taxidermist ready to send me a lovebird in this exact pose --I had one and they do this when they want to play-- it's the cutest thing in the world)

Let me explain football:

U need to get ball as far to other side as you can. But other guys wanna stop you!

And there's a guy called a quarterback, & somehow he's the most important guy to throw the ball (?)

And sometimes something special happens & they get to kick the ball into this giant fork.

Don’t be sad about aging.

Aging is just your body’s way of telling you you’re dying.

If you're tardy four times you are re-re-re-tardy.

You may now resume your normal activities.

Sick of saving daylight every fucking year. Save YOURSELF for once, daylight.

...I'm sorry. That was harsh. Daylight has executive functioning issues and we must help it along. I am truly sorry for what I said.

Just "Winning Friends and Influencing People," like I am so wont to do.

I know! They feared a female leader and are little fkn babies who won't admit it

I know! They feared a female leader and are little fkn babies who won't admit it

This wouldn’t have happened under her watch.

I'm still giggling. I'm stupid, too. If I'm ever in court for a crime I will use it as a legitimate excuse:

"In my defense, your honor, I am very stupid."

Lmao underrated post

i said "my drink a of glass of water" im stupid, ya know

That's the general time-frame I experienced him in too (give or take a few years) but would be 0% surprised to learn he was still at it

If you're tardy four times you are re-re-re-tardy.

You may now resume your normal activities.

Be nice bro it's the only road he's ever known.

(Listening to Whitesnake)

This fucker only knows one road.

"What’s the deal with those dead school girls? Does anyone else think it’s weird that they're dead?"

That guy is still being insane huh? He's consistent and far-reaching, you have to give him that much (and has no sense of shame or dignity apparently)

Sick of saving daylight every fucking year. Save YOURSELF for once, daylight.

...I'm sorry. That was harsh. Daylight has executive functioning issues and we must help it along. I am truly sorry for what I said.